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2012-02-06

Sunday's Tweets

12:11 WTF? Is this really winter? Or has global warming come early?
15:35 Okay, I finally got that. http://t.co/mlSbAgTn
15:39 Good news: I got canvas sneakers for my upcoming horseback ride in the surf. Now all I have to do is pack. (Oh, and laundry first.)
15:40 Bad news: drove all the way to Casa de Fruta to discover they don't have romano ranch flavor pistachios any more. I am inconsolable.
16:55 @doxiecare Can Doxie scan driver's licenses (rigid plastic)? That's my primary application for a portable scanner.
18:39 Too big for a phone. Too small for a tablet. It's the Samsung Galaxy Note! (Jeepers!) http://t.co/9CCAZYBX
19:17 Weird. Just got the same robocall on my home and cell phones. In Hebrew. Which I don't understand.
19:21 @Elise_Logan What's weird is getting calls on my two different lines a few minutes apart.
20:49 @EndTheRoboCalls Caller ID reports as 650-660-9966. Nothing from Google, assuming they haven't spoofed the number.
21:01 @EndTheRoboCalls No audio, I'm afraid. That didn't occur to me.

2012-02-05

Saturday's Tweets

07:54 Why is it so much fun to read about truly craptacular work? Because it is. http://t.co/V5tZGDoa
07:58 Sarcasm dead ahead! Snarky reviews of "How to Avoid Huge Ships" are a riot. http://t.co/1AAHRACf
08:11 When truth is said in jest, and on a Saturday, must be the Macalope. Another cogent & funny piece: http://t.co/BXfusFol
14:29 The 9 most disappointing attractions in Europe. I've seen 5, but I'm not saying which 5. http://t.co/wcD7ftCi
14:48 @paulandstorm Shirebucks #MiddleEarthMall

2012-02-04

Friday's Tweets

08:24 How many will forgive @komenforthecure now they've reversed their appalling actions? How many will believe them? How many will trust them?
08:30 @KeithOlbermann Planned Parenthood should take the money. Helping women is what matters. @komenforthecure forgot all about that.
08:34 @pemalevy No, I think they were just reminded that there's a difference between prosecution and persecution.
09:00 @wilw Red Riding Hood, standing by.
09:26 Oh, Unicode, you have a character for *everything*. Even a pile of poo: 💩 (An import from Japanese emoji, I'm told.) http://t.co/IWzLRFAf
09:40 So @komenforthecure didn't really change anything. Looks like it's all spin for the media. http://t.co/56tk98CV
12:52 @KariByron But did you read the Urban Dictionary entry for "Kari Byron"? It redeems them in my eyes. http://t.co/efOwCiDq 3rd paragraph
13:32 @cschweitz At least it looked like hair back then, not vinyl.
20:07 He's cute, but he's no Crispin Glover. http://t.co/2MZQqXCF

2012-02-03

Thursday's Tweets

08:21 About to head out for a day long interview. It gets easier, and yet it doesn't.
15:36 Back from my day of interviews. I think it went well. Now we wait.

2012-02-02

Wednesday's Tweets

08:17 Even if he means well, Mitt sure says stupid things: "I'm not concerned with the very poor." http://t.co/89AOcrbL
10:31 Paul of @paulandstorm demonstrates his total awesomeness. Storm, you're up. http://t.co/AopITr1e (They sing nice too.)
10:37 Speaking of awesomeness, how did I survive Saturday mornings without Space Stallions? http://t.co/NefRMfGJ
11:02 Robotics research explains why the better we get to know Mitt, the more uncomfortable he makes us. http://t.co/0SPaot77
11:57 @pemalevy Three big names? I see only two.
16:21 Austin really knows how to do Valentines Day. http://t.co/2pxDc8FA
16:23 Need more evidence that Bill O'Reilly is an idiot? Besides that "tide goes in, tide goes out" nonsense, I mean. http://t.co/kXZbOrvv

2012-02-01

Tuesday's Tweets

14:12 Happy birthday, @petersagal. You know what they say: you're not getting older... No, wait. You *are* getting older.
16:54 According to Forbes (& @stephenfry), Foxconn workers have it far better than their countrymen. Boycott Apple? Uh, no. http://t.co/qOT83avp
18:44 I set up a monthly donation to Planned Parenthood as a FU to Repugs. Now it's also a FU to @komenforthecure. Gutless bastards.

2012-01-31

Monday's Tweets

00:31 Home from #w00tstock and winding down before I head to bed. Laughed way too hard for almost four hours. Torture, but the good kind.
00:34 @wilw The feeling is mutual. #w00tstock is one heck of a party. @paulandstorm @donttrythis @nerdist
11:21 @donttrythis Maybe it was, but it was a pleasure to be there while you sang and played. Thanks for taking the risk.
12:08 From last night's #w00tstock, @paulandstorm sing a plea to George R.R. Martin. Just one moment from an amazing evening. http://t.co/6sn00DeI
12:19 @alwayscoffee Catch @paulandstorm if they're ever in your area. Brilliant fun, even after my 5th concert (3 #w00tstock, 2 with JoCo).
13:26 I feel for victims of Megaupload shutdown, but what were you thinking, relying on a 3rd party to keep the only copy of your valuable data?
13:55 I'm thinking this isn't gonna end well. http://t.co/19RhmMC0 (via @cschweitz)
14:20 Researching application frameworks, which led me to Aspect Oriented Programming, which led me to a headache THIS BIG!
15:33 Latest @reduced podcast talks about actors leaving LA. Not a laugh riot for once, but fascinating look at the business. http://t.co/ZEKl0T5W

2012-01-30

Sunday's Tweets

08:54 Overdosed on crab cioppino at Portuguese community hall last night, followed by late night discussion religion with crabby friends. Tired.
08:58 Dragging through the morning. But tonight I'll be front row @ #w00tstock with @donttrythis, @wilw & @paulandstorm. So excited! #sfsketchfest
09:02 After weeks of insanity, FL Repugs finally remember Newt is that guy who repulses everybody, Mitt maybe sucks less. http://t.co/5FOzmnlN
10:54 Newt's a hypocrite on students working their way through school? I'll add it to the list. http://t.co/TrwTW21B
11:08 For my parents' generation, support of Israel was absolute & unquestioning. It isn't & can't be for mine. http://t.co/hqJAOCzQ
12:29 For the humour impaired, this is a satire of Downton Abbey. (The rest of us will figure it out sharpish.) http://t.co/Th88nc4k
14:29 RT @wilw: «@clp772 @wilw I assume you've seen this, but just in case... http://t.co/2FOLqGuC» Oh. My. Gods. [Yeah, what he said.]
18:26 An hour to go before #w00tstock. I've dinnered, and am sitting comfortably in the lobby of Marines Memorial waiting for the fun to begin.
20:00 On stage right now. #w00tstock http://t.co/7yKgxO13
21:24 Intermission at #w00tstock. I hurt from laughing.

2012-01-29

Saturday's Tweets

08:53 @barryeisler The Descendents surprised me, in part because of its subtlety. The Hawaiian scenery didn't hurt.
10:57 @stephenfry You might try Echofon. I prefer it for tweeting from iPhone, iPad & Mac.
11:58 @JackieKessler I'd bet the boards are none too pleased about it either.
12:13 Ice cream flavors are people, my friend. (Image via @SenatorSanders) http://t.co/ubqyKR6c

2012-01-28

Friday's Tweets

08:03 And still I ask: is Ron Paul a racist slime, or did he just see financial opportunity in marketing to them? http://t.co/JppT2nK1
09:21 "Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying governor?" http://t.co/ZDKHUYxo
09:24 So Newt has the convicted felon vote sewn up? So one disgraced ex-politician says. http://t.co/KpzwPsrJ
09:25 Via @cschweitz, best headline ever! Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales. http://t.co/tmhvOvLg
11:47 @cschweitz I'm only influenced by the negative reviews, and only if they're about design or other flaws. Will its flaws affect me or not?
19:19 As Mark Twain once said, "There are lies, damn lies, and whatever nonsense comes out of Mitt Romney." http://t.co/TTgAkQv6
21:30 @VictoriaDahl Heck, so do kisses!

2012-01-27

Thursday's Tweets

15:26 Wallace & Gromit meet DC superheroes. OMG! http://t.co/9blfpZsp
15:48 Gee, did AZ Gov & nutjob Jan Brewer make up story of confrontation with Pres Obama? (Is water wet?) http://t.co/4W1Ke08l
15:52 Guess my phone interviews went okay last week. Now they want me to come in for an actual in-person conversation. That's good, right?

2012-01-26

Wednesday's Tweets

09:21 @IsobelCarr Which makes it even more entertaining when he breaks character or barely holds back a laugh. It's the high wire act of comedy.
09:36 @IsobelCarr I know. How can they miss the snark? Poor conservatives and their irony-deprived diets.
12:26 RT @maddow: Behind the SEAL team flag anecdote from SOTU: http://t.co/2Q777F7C [Interesting what was left unsaid, and rightly so.]
12:53 RT @wilw: Soylent Green is people, my friend. [*snort*]
12:59 @pemalevy What's funny is that I *am* one of those, only Google doesn't think so. Off by two decades.
14:11 How bad a sign is it if your fortune cookie is empty?
15:27 @paulandstorm How'd you guys get involved with @thrillingadv? What's it like being part of a cast of dozens?
16:31 Irony alert: Mac sales are making awful PC sales figures look slightly awful. http://t.co/ox2SWFmI
16:40 Sorry, should be: Irony alert: Mac sales are making awful PC sales figures look slightly *less* awful. http://t.co/ox2SWFmI
23:25 @bnacker @paulandstorm @BenBlacker I don't think so. At the Sat night performance, *I* was the one in the front row laughing too hard.

2012-01-25

Tuesday's Tweets

14:59 @reduced Maybe if you filmed it instead of standing on a stage with an actual audience...
15:35 @reduced Sorry, but all my spare cash is tied up in debts like every other good American.
15:36 Looks like claims for massive Jewish support for Romney campaign are as phony as everything else about the man. http://t.co/eJ3NnOFa
16:42 @paulandstorm Gilligan Cut recalls regular bit on F-Troop. "I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb." Cut to: "WHO says I'm dumb?"
17:52 RT @Cackowski: Great @ThrillingAdv cast photo from @SFSketchfest :http://t.co/EWK3fm3i [You guys were amazing!]
17:54 Nice of Mitt to release tax returns today. Makes the State of the Union so much more compelling. Call it the Romney Rule!
21:01 @VictoriaDahl This Guy's is a Single Guy? Gee, that's a shocker.
21:41 @VictoriaDahl Caress your bones? Was that more of that sexytalk I keep hearing about?
21:43 @IsobelCarr That was great. Wonder what @StephenAtHome was thinking during the Sendak interview. I'd have been busting up.

2012-01-24

Monday's Tweets

14:48 How It Should Have Ended: Return of the Jedi Edition. http://t.co/GV52Tmfn (Much better than anything Lucas did.)
14:51 RT @emilyslist: Rand Paul detained by TSA for refusing screening as too invasive while on his way to anti-choice rally. [Now that's comedy!]
14:58 "Danger, Will Robinson!" Dick Tufeld, voice of Lost in Space robot, is no more.

2012-01-23

Sunday's Tweets

00:03 @VictoriaDahl I think you look adorable and not at all like someone who writes disgusting sexybooks.
10:08 Was Chris Dodd as incompetent a Senator as he is a lobbyist? I for one am grateful. #SOPA #PIPA #MPAA http://t.co/6dMzVJhp
12:03 @billprady Gone for me too. It was there when you first posted, so looks like justice has prevailed.
12:21 Great seeing @paulandstorm onstage with @thrillingadv last night. A small preview of #w00tstock Founders' Night next Sunday. #sfsketchfest
13:29 @pourmecoffee But if Rush were the candidate, he would have to demonstrate competence, not just vitriol. Not gonna happen.
15:36 Former Senator Chris Dodd angry at Congress & White House for not being whores like him. #sopa #pipa (Apologies to actual prostitutes.)
15:53 Confused by the GOP Primary battles? @MarvinEQuasniki brings it all into focus. http://t.co/763myuNr
15:56 Tried KFC grilled chicken today. Concluded that not dying isn't a good enough reason to endure that again.

2012-01-22

Saturday's Tweets

10:42 Is being delusional a requirement for Repugs in Congress or just one of the perks? http://t.co/u9oRMZc5
12:18 Star Wars, recreated scene by scene like a patchwork quilt. And yet still better than the prequels. http://t.co/YIRSa19P
14:55 Catholic leaders in Florida tell Gingrich & Santorum to stop being such racist shitheels. Think it'll help? http://t.co/6UwzP9V6
16:31 RT @LOLGOP: BREAKING: Newt Gingrich challenges Juan Williams to a series of Bunker-Jefferson Debates. ["Oh, Awchie!" "Stifle, Edith!"]
17:02 RT @pemalevy: RT @cbellantoni: Romney won just one income level, exit polls show: http://t.co/nqrPi0w3 [His people.]
18:31 A little dinner in SF, and then @ThrillingAdv at #sfsketchfest. Gonna be a good night.
18:36 RT @TPM: Newt: "It is not that I am a good debater. It is that I articulate the deepest held values of the American people." [Cheating?]
20:53 RT @ThrillingAdv: 20 min until show time @SFSketchfest! @GillianJacobs @hodgman @SammLevine @paulandstorm http://t.co/WS1KhIim [Ready!]
20:55 Ready for @ThrillingAdv to start. Front row center! Entertain me, dammit!
23:54 Just back from seeing @ThrillingAdv in SF. Too much fun. And guess who walked away with the sensational @pagetpaget's script? This guy!

2012-01-21

Friday's Tweets

10:47 Newt as GOP nominee would be so awesome, both for the journey and the likely outcome. http://t.co/boIR3vwm
11:18 RT @thinkgeek: Post-lunch dance break! Star Trek: TNG theme in ragtime: http://t.co/df4FczHz [More! I want more!]
15:14 It was worth donating real actual money to #savethebugle. But not much money. Probably less than I donated. Hey, can I change my mind?
15:18 Third phone interview this afternoon went very well. Am I setting myself up for major disappointment, or is this headed somewhere good?

2012-01-20

Thursday's Tweets

09:53 Sad that Rick Perry's out, even if he wasn't as consistently entertaining as Bachmann & Cain. Can Newt & Ron Paul step up their game?
09:56 RT @cschweitz: "I have no questions that Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative," @GovernorPerry says. [In a box under the bed?]
10:25 New Colbert Super PAC attacks Colbert, tells SC voters to choose Herman Cain. Wait, isn't that what Colbert wants? http://t.co/3THLTYyl
13:08 Did Mitt Romney game the laws around IRAs & 401K to reduce his taxes even further? Sure looks that way. http://t.co/9v0JAJSy
16:48 Okay, new backup disk acquired. Backups have begun on both my computers. Gonna be a while.
16:59 Gosh, Newt got Food Stamps story wrong? No trips to Hawaii? I for one am shocked. http://t.co/tu04Yr64
17:03 @joshtpm I'm guessing they don't count Black dignity as a value that matters.
17:04 Thought I'd speed up my network with a couple of Gigabit Ethernet switches. Works great on my MacBook Pro. My Mac Mini? Not so much.
20:44 Watching Big Bang Theory and heard my phone go off. No message, so what was it? Now I figured it out: it was Penny texting Leonard! #tbbt
21:13 @VictoriaDahl Yep: Vaunted: boast about or praise (something), esp. excessively
21:16 @VictoriaDahl On my Mac, double tap with three fingers gets me definition, thesaurus & Wikipedia entry.
21:26 @VictoriaDahl If you use a trackpad, it sure does.

2012-01-19

Wednesday's Tweets

09:47 RT @thinkgeek: What we could lose if SOPA/PIPA pass: http://t.co/AeLp5stD [Oh nooooooes!]
09:50 Read @barryeisler on why #SOPA & #PIPA are a bad idea. Well reasoned and compelling as always. http://t.co/lVqOkfgz
09:52 RT @taxjustice: Mitt Romney's tax plan would cut his OWN taxes by nearly HALF http://t.co/C2q2P1y0 [Enlightened self-interest.]
09:53 RT @donttrythis: Another awesome audience in Cupertino last night. Their reactions were PRICELESS: http://t.co/rxBYcGk3 [I'm in there!]
10:58 RT @elbowgreaselube: The most entertaining SOPA & PIPA protest we've seen so far. http://t.co/GUpu3Juq
12:27 RT @TPM: Newt: Palin will play a "major role" in my administration http://t.co/8DRolGHc [I sure hope he means Michael Palin.]
14:54 Just finished my 2nd phone interview. Don't want to get too excited, but I think it went pretty darn well.
15:01 @scapersuse Mine won't happen this week; I have another call on Friday. But maybe next week. And I'll keep a good thought for you!
19:16 At @SJRep to see Double Indemnity. Sure hope it's a comedy. I like those!
22:39 Okay, not a comedy. This James M. Cain guy has serious issues, y'know? @SJRep
23:26 My backup disk keeps going offline. Not good. Looks like trips to Fry's and Costco are in my immediate future.
23:29 Oh wow. My browncoat - or should that be brown coat to avoid TM issues - is in the hands of FedEx. Can't wait.
23:37 RT @grantimahara: Star Wars + Dogs = WIN!! http://t.co/pg8hIPf7 [Totally awesome.]

2012-01-18

Tuesday's Tweets

04:48 @jessebdylan @macosken Did you notice the date on the article?
07:40 Is it April 1st already? Or did someone really design a lens wrap that looks like a tortilla? http://t.co/oRTKaAzp
07:45 "Rick Perry: what an idiot." - a Turkish columnist who knows one when he sees one. http://t.co/SeQzoUVU
07:55 @VictoriaDahl Can't you just ask Burden? Or doesn't she qualify?
08:01 @VictoriaDahl I was referring to your "nice girl" reference. But good to know.
08:03 @VictoriaDahl Good. I'll be here all week. Now don't forget to tip your waitress.
08:21 RT @StephenAtHome: Wikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA? [Try MPAA.]
12:19 Romney didn't make much in speaking fees last year. Only $374k, enough to put him in top 2% of earners. http://t.co/YNF9RemQ
14:13 @evanmc_s Only fair. I'd vote for Newt if he rejected everything about himself that's repulsive. Of course, there'd be nothing left.
15:57 RT @joshtpm: Newt: I'm no racist. I'm an asshole across the board! [I thought he didn't believe in Equal Opportunity.]
16:25 I hear the Layoff Fairy visited @iStock today. Guess they ran out of ways to screw suppliers & customers & finally had to go after staff.
16:33 @karimala1 Thanks. Been let go a few times myself, so I feel for the victims. Wonder who'll be left to run the forums...
19:09 Guess where I am! (So excited.) http://t.co/4mHP0svz
23:11 The @Mythbusters show at Flint Center was amazing fun. And seeing all the enthusiastic kids in the audience gives me hope for the future.

2012-01-17

Monday's Tweets

08:57 So we say goodbye to the only sane and reasonable (grading on the curve) Republican candidate. Nothing but wingnut delight ahead of us.
14:27 Who needs real life when we have computer games? http://t.co/AGHWw5Ti
18:33 RT @toefer: @filmspotting Thought you might like this... movie posters from an alternate universe: http://t.co/RYkmuqwh [I'd watch these.]
19:45 RT @ryanjreilly: New ad out from "The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC": http://t.co/o07Ka3lW [Got my vote!]
22:34 "Hello." http://t.co/mqwgcwlt
23:19 Via @counternotions, Open Source, Google & free fonts. It has to be about hierarchy & merit, not libertarian anarchy. http://t.co/ExeIZIL4

2012-01-16

Sunday's Tweets

09:12 Love this: If corporations are people, Mitt Romney is a serial killer! http://t.co/0UIOMuR8

2012-01-15

Saturday's Tweets

08:17 @K_Mitre What went wrong? A director who didn't appreciate the material and reinvented it in a particularly horrifying way.
10:38 @barryeisler @lkblackburne Give special credit to the music. It's more overpoweringly deadly than Rain himself.
10:39 @barryeisler Then I probably shouldn't say anything about the kitten. @lkblackburne
11:36 @barryeisler Hey, at least he didn't stage a reunion with the full grown cat on that NY rooftop.

2012-01-14

Friday's Tweets

06:14 Happy Friday the 13th to all my triskadecaphobic friends.
15:22 Hey, Google! That whole Don't Be Evil thing? That was just a slogan, right? http://t.co/vHgpdG4x
16:52 Back to watching Rain Fall. It's a lot like What's Up, Tiger Lily?, only with less egg salad. @barryeisler
18:24 Okay, it took two attempts, but I finished Rain Fall the alleged movie. Wow. @barryeisler
21:16 @barryeisler The movie wasn't so bad. If I ignore everything I know about the book & its characters... okay, it still wouldn't be any good.
21:23 @barryeisler Mine certainly does. Still, surprised I haven't heard of the director expiring due to natural causes.
22:10 @lkblackburne @barryeisler If you like slow motion train wrecks, you'll love this one!

2012-01-13

Thursday's Tweets

13:26 Good photo shoot this morning. Came back to calls from both companies I interviewed with. Signs are positive on that front.
13:44 @pemalevy Same reason Huntsman thinks showing off his Chinese helps his campaign. Delusion.
15:41 I saw it, I wanted it, I bought it: Steampunk GPS for iPhone http://t.co/5MizFi1s

2012-01-12

Wednesday's Tweets

11:53 Now more than ever: @MarvinEQuasniki. Because who better than a turquoise farmer to turn the nation around? http://t.co/Bs0eXeNs
13:29 Happy 16th Anniversary to @pairnetworks! They've been my web provider for ages now, and I've never regretted the move.
13:32 Two phone interviews in two days. Yesterday's went okay, today's not so well. Luckily, they're for different jobs at different companies.
17:15 About to watch Rain Fall, allegedly based on the novel by @BarryEisler. Wonder how long I'll last.
18:09 @KiwiSpyGirl @BarryEisler Yeah, so I've been told. Kind of pretty in parts, although I have no idea what's going on or why.
21:01 @barryeisler @KiwiSpyGirl Got to the 37 min mark. It may have been a mistake to take a drink every time somebody mentioned The Memory Stick.
21:53 Fotoshop by Adobé: the beauty industry's real secret. http://t.co/5xWRpDfm (Or should that be beauté industré?)

2012-01-11

Tuesday's Tweets

09:12 Santorum tried to ban govt weather forecasts after payoff from AccuWeather. Honest politician who stays bought. http://t.co/yl6JJ0fi
09:48 The perfect white elephant Christmas gift for the wingnut in your life? https://t.co/Wan5DhRO
09:49 @reduced @paulandstorm Shouldn't those be Single Maltesers?
09:57 RT @pemalevy: SC voters would choose Stephen Colbert over Jon Huntsman: http://t.co/lHRCiqUK [Who wouldn't?]
15:05 Oh Internet, how I've missed you! (DSL modem decided to fail. Replacement now up and running.)

2012-01-10

Monday's Tweets

08:58 Five years ago today, Steve Jobs showed off the iPhone. It'd be another six months before we could get our hands on it & be amazed.
09:04 Will there really be moments like this on #JoCoCruiseCrazy? http://t.co/l0b0MHiz
12:05 RT @KobeATL: BEST photo bomb ever. :) http://t.co/QLtIAIdq [Hee!]
12:30 Interesting. Way back my insurer substituted a generic for the Nexium my doctor prescribed. Looks like they were right. http://t.co/I18YwoIj
18:26 @mariancall Clever will be nice. I'm just looking forward to hearing you sing again. #JoCoCruiseCrazy
18:27 @drtiki That's wonderful. Congrats! (A new episode would be nice too.)
18:52 Exactly. Anybody who likes firing people is a heartless jerk. It may be necessary, but it's never pleasant. http://t.co/bGfwwEmA
19:02 RT @stevenringo: James Bond is a Prick. http://t.co/lYe7HLZ1 Absolutely hilarious. cc @gruber via @taitems [NSFW, but cool!]
20:31 @KobeATL No SFBA? *snif*
20:36 Caught in my spam trap: "Meet Singles with Christian Values" Why in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would I want that?
22:01 I love watching old Perry Mason episodes and seeing who I recognize. Harvey Korman a few eps ago, a pre-Trek @TheRealNimoy in this one.

2012-01-09

Sunday's Tweets

11:18 @paulandstorm Back to the Buffet (& sequels) #Fat80s
11:54 @daveweigel @pemalevy Newt talking to left wing groups isn't news. Newt actually listening to them? That's news.
12:59 Funny. Just recognized one of my stock photos in an ad for senior dating. Even funnier that the model's only 40. http://t.co/C29RH1nc
13:01 @laurakcurtis Just as well she doesn't follow me on Twitter, huh?
13:20 Life isn't like the movies. How is anyone surprised by this? http://t.co/etyChFRH
16:26 @VictoriaDahl @count_01 @MeganMulry I'm always surprised retouching photos. All these "flaws" I never see in person. Parts vs. the whole.
16:32 @VictoriaDahl Camera and studio lights are unforgiving. When I'm done retouching, my subject is as beautiful as she was in my viewfinder.
16:54 New tell all book makes Michelle Obama look -- what's that word? -- human, admirable even. Shocking, I know. http://t.co/qnANCWOf

2012-01-08

Saturday's Tweets

15:58 Back from seeing The Descendants. Liked it a whole lot. George Clooney gave an amazing performance.
17:23 @paulandstorm Fassbendit Like Beckham #FassbenderInAllThings