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    <title><![CDATA[Wednesday's Tweets]]></title>
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    09:17
    @alwayscoffee @victoriadahl You two are so adorable when you're furious...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-09T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/alwayscoffee">@alwayscoffee</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/victoriadahl">@victoriadahl</a></strong><em> You two are so adorable when you're furious!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/alwayscoffee">@alwayscoffee</a></strong><em> Just makes me appreciate you all the more. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Getting even more excited about </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/JoCoCruiseCrazy">@JoCoCruiseCrazy</a></strong><em>, even if none of this stuff happens. <a href="http://www.josephscrimshaw.com/2012/02/08/murder-cruise-2012/">http://t.co/kLpbTAnS</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em> I'd vote for The Time Machine (the George Pal film) &amp; A Connecticut Yankee (the novel) for pushing back on this chivalry nonsense.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>12:28</td>
    <td><em>It's the middle of winter, and I'm walking around outside in a short sleeved polo. Can't complain.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Sean Hannity engages his reality challenged thought process to claim Obama really didn't want Bin Laden dead. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/08/sean-hannity-says-if-obam_n_1262921.html">http://t.co/cAzoL49w</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>My idea for a bumper sticker: &quot;Get behind Santorum. He'd be behind you.&quot; Too much?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Just watched the trailer for Karate Dog, two minutes of my life I'll never get back. Blame </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/gillianjacobs">@gillianjacobs</a></strong><em> &amp; </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/kenplume">@kenplume</a></strong><em>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McGqeq600D8">http://t.co/1pVXKxMO</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/gillianjacobs">@gillianjacobs</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/kenplume">@kenplume</a></strong><em> I saw David Franklin and Gigi Edgley do Love Letters at a Farscape convention a couple of years ago.</em></td></tr>
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    <title><![CDATA[Tuesday's Tweets]]></title>
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    08:20
    RT @reduced: We endorse the #WeirdAlSuperBowl2013 movement...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-08T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em>: We endorse the <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23WeirdAlSuperBowl2013">#WeirdAlSuperBowl2013</a></strong> movement. Let's make this happen, people. (cc: </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/alyankovic">@alyankovic</a></strong><em>) [I might even watch!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>10:26</td>
    <td><em>A Federal Appeals Court declares Prop 8 unconstitutional. In other news, fuck you, Mormon Church.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em>: Talk's cheap. But a million signatures? That would be compelling. <a href="http://chn.ge/y5GWf0">http://t.co/wu7YzlBe</a> <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23WeirdAlSuperBowl">#WeirdAlSuperBowl</a></strong> [I signed.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/angrymacbastards">@angrymacbastards</a></strong><em> Have you guys seen this? Poor Violet Blue getting abused by Apple fanboys. <a href="http://www.osnews.com/story/25589/_The_Apple_fanboy_problem_">http://t.co/FazxcQdj</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em>: Totally needed this today: RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/EmergencyPuppy">@EmergencyPuppy</a></strong><em>: Puppy, getting ready for a walk. <a href="http://bit.ly/AeETtx">http://t.co/JhuuIgqE</a> [Overdose of cute!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>14:21</td>
    <td><em>90s Mitt Romney would be horrified by what a bigoted asshole this guy's become. <a href="http://wapo.st/zblbcA">http://t.co/qH0XZY48</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>&quot;When conservatives win grassroots battles of public opinion, it's democracy. When liberals do, it's totalitarianism.&quot; <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-boehlert/planned-parenthood_b_1260268.html">http://t.co/0ILLfNCo</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Short movie shot with Nikon's new D800. Watch in HD. <a href="http://www.photographyblog.com/news/nikon_d800_video_-_joy_ride/">http://t.co/4JT0sWKM</a> Want!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Today's 1st shoot didn't happen; model never told me where she's staying. Lucky I know exactly where 2nd shoot will take place.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/rabble">@rabble</a></strong><em>: Santorum spreads all over the midwest. [Will this ever get old?]</em></td></tr>
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    <title><![CDATA[Monday's Tweets]]></title>
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    06:56
    Good to know Clint Eastwood is praising the Obama Administration for paying no attention to Clint Eastwood...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-07T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>Good to know Clint Eastwood is praising the Obama Administration for paying no attention to Clint Eastwood. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/06/clint-eastwoods-super-bowl-commercial-_n_1256817.html">http://t.co/BntEK8AW</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>07:03</td>
    <td><em>You thought Trump endorsing Romney was about Mitt? Silly rabbit; it's always only about Trump. <a href="http://bit.ly/wMi6JL">http://t.co/2uWgBD1F</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Kansas Congresscritter mistakes Onion piece for news, proves he's as dumb as the voters who elected him. <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/congressman-thinks-the-onions-satirical-article-on-abortionplex-is-real/">http://t.co/mx4nBWQx</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Wait? Are you telling me Mitt's afraid Santorum will come from behind and finish first? <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/romney-camp-shifts-focus-to-rick-santorum.php">http://t.co/bet4aOkn</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/counternotions">@counternotions</a></strong><em> I'd call it engineering rather than science.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/counternotions">@counternotions</a></strong><em> No, no particular insight. Just a belief that science establishes the rules &amp; the structure, engineering builds within them.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Okay, suddenly I'm motivated to get back to work. <a href="http://www.photographyblog.com/news/nikon_d800_d800e/">http://t.co/jnuJQ2vS</a> (Do I need 36 megapixels? Hell no.)</em></td></tr>
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    <title><![CDATA[Sunday's Tweets]]></title>
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    12:11
    WTF...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-06T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>WTF? Is this really winter? Or has global warming come early?</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>15:35</td>
    <td><em>Okay, I finally got that. <a href="http://p.twimg.com/Ak7SOMbCAAA63V2.jpg">http://t.co/mlSbAgTn</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>15:39</td>
    <td><em>Good news: I got canvas sneakers for my upcoming horseback ride in the surf.  Now all I have to do is pack. (Oh, and laundry first.)</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Bad news: drove all the way to Casa de Fruta to discover they don't have romano ranch flavor pistachios any more. I am inconsolable.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>16:55</td>
    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/doxiecare">@doxiecare</a></strong><em> Can Doxie scan driver's licenses (rigid plastic)? That's my primary application for a portable scanner.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>18:39</td>
    <td><em>Too big for a phone. Too small for a tablet. It's the Samsung Galaxy Note! (Jeepers!) <a href="http://p.twimg.com/Ak79P_xCQAEu0J5.png">http://t.co/9CCAZYBX</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>19:17</td>
    <td><em>Weird. Just got the same robocall on my home and cell phones. In Hebrew. Which I don't understand.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/Elise_Logan">@Elise_Logan</a></strong><em> What's weird is getting calls on my two different lines a few minutes apart.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/EndTheRoboCalls">@EndTheRoboCalls</a></strong><em> Caller ID reports as 650-660-9966. Nothing from Google, assuming they haven't spoofed the number.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>21:01</td>
    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/EndTheRoboCalls">@EndTheRoboCalls</a></strong><em> No audio, I'm afraid.  That didn't occur to me.</em></td></tr>
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    <title><![CDATA[Saturday's Tweets]]></title>
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    07:54
    Why is it so much fun to read about truly craptacular work...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-05T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>Why is it so much fun to read about truly craptacular work? Because it is. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/02/worst-book-ever-moon-people_n_1244836.html">http://t.co/V5tZGDoa</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Sarcasm dead ahead! Snarky reviews of &quot;How to Avoid Huge Ships&quot; are a riot. <a href="http://blogs.publishersweekly.com/blogs/PWxyz/2011/07/21/the-worst-book-ever-is-how-to-avoid-huge-ships/">http://t.co/1AAHRACf</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>08:11</td>
    <td><em>When truth is said in jest, and on a Saturday, must be the Macalope. Another cogent &amp; funny piece: <a href="http://www.macworld.com/article/165210/2012/02/macalope_who_to_blame.html">http://t.co/BXfusFol</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>The 9 most disappointing attractions in Europe. I've seen 5, but I'm not saying which 5. <a href="http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/09-03/nine-most-disappointing-attractions-europe.html">http://t.co/wcD7ftCi</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> Shirebucks <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23MiddleEarthMall">#MiddleEarthMall</a></strong></em></td></tr>
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    <title><![CDATA[Friday's Tweets]]></title>
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    08:24
    How many will forgive @komenforthecure now they've reversed their appalling actions...</description>
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    <dc:creator>Hank</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2012-02-04T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>How many will forgive </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/komenforthecure">@komenforthecure</a></strong><em> now they've reversed their appalling actions? How many will believe them? How many will trust them?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann">@KeithOlbermann</a></strong><em> Planned Parenthood should take the money. Helping women is what matters. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/komenforthecure">@komenforthecure</a></strong><em> forgot all about that.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>08:34</td>
    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em> No, I think they were just reminded that there's a difference between prosecution and persecution.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>09:00</td>
    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em> Red Riding Hood, standing by.</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>09:26</td>
    <td><em>Oh, Unicode, you have a character for *everything*. Even a pile of poo: &#128169; (An import from Japanese emoji, I'm told.) <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/02/03/unicodes-pile-of-poo-cha.html">http://t.co/IWzLRFAf</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>09:40</td>
    <td><em>So </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/komenforthecure">@komenforthecure</a></strong><em> didn't really change anything. Looks like it's all spin for the media. <a href="http://wapo.st/xthDnQ">http://t.co/56tk98CV</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/KariByron">@KariByron</a></strong><em> But did you read the Urban Dictionary entry for &quot;Kari Byron&quot;? It redeems them in my eyes. <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kari%20Byron">http://t.co/efOwCiDq</a> 3rd paragraph</em></td></tr>
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    <td valign=top>13:32</td>
    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em> At least it looked like hair back then, not vinyl.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>He's cute, but he's no Crispin Glover. <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/02/03/u900-plays-ben-on-ukulel.html">http://t.co/2MZQqXCF</a></em></td></tr>
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    08:21
    About to head out for a day long interview...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-02-03T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>About to head out for a day long interview.  It gets easier, and yet it doesn't.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Back from my day of interviews.  I think it went well.  Now we wait.</em></td></tr>
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    08:17
    Even if he means well, Mitt sure says stupid things: &quot;I'm not concerned with the very poor...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-02-02T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>Even if he means well, Mitt sure says stupid things: &quot;I'm not concerned with the very poor.&quot; <a href="http://wapo.st/yqN30L">http://t.co/89AOcrbL</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Paul of </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> demonstrates his total awesomeness. Storm, you're up. <a href="http://p.twimg.com/Akln_9yCIAAG-Bs.png">http://t.co/AopITr1e</a> (They sing nice too.)</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Speaking of awesomeness, how did I survive Saturday mornings without Space Stallions? <a href="http://j.mp/wSrOo4">http://t.co/NefRMfGJ</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Robotics research explains why the better we get to know Mitt, the more uncomfortable he makes us. <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/01/the-uncanny-valley-what-robot-theory-tells-us-about-mitt-romney/252235/">http://t.co/0SPaot77</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em> Three big names? I see only two.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Austin really knows how to do Valentines Day. <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/FLnQ1eyv5vI/princess-bride-v-day-screening.html">http://t.co/2pxDc8FA</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Need more evidence that Bill O'Reilly is an idiot? Besides that &quot;tide goes in, tide goes out&quot; nonsense, I mean. <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/uYyygqHUcKo/bill-oreilly-flunks-middle-s.html">http://t.co/kXZbOrvv</a></em></td></tr>
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    14:12
    Happy birthday, @petersagal...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-02-01T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>Happy birthday, </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/petersagal">@petersagal</a></strong><em>. You know what they say: you're not getting older... No, wait. You *are* getting older.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>According to Forbes (&amp; </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/stephenfry">@stephenfry</a></strong><em>), Foxconn workers have it far better than their countrymen. Boycott Apple? Uh, no. <a href="http://twitpic.com/8e5coh">http://t.co/qOT83avp</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>I set up a monthly donation to Planned Parenthood as a FU to Repugs. Now it's also a FU to </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/komenforthecure">@komenforthecure</a></strong><em>. Gutless bastards.</em></td></tr>
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    00:31
    Home from #w00tstock and winding down before I head to bed...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-01-31T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>Home from <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong> and winding down before I head to bed. Laughed way too hard for almost four hours. Torture, but the good kind.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em> The feeling is mutual. <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong> is one heck of a party. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/donttrythis">@donttrythis</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/nerdist">@nerdist</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/donttrythis">@donttrythis</a></strong><em> Maybe it was, but it was a pleasure to be there while you sang and played. Thanks for taking the risk.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>From last night's <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong>, </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> sing a plea to George R.R. Martin. Just one moment from an amazing evening. <a href="http://io9.com/5880575/a-musical-message-for-george-rr-martin-from-last-nights-w00tstock">http://t.co/6sn00DeI</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/alwayscoffee">@alwayscoffee</a></strong><em> Catch </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> if they're ever in your area. Brilliant fun, even after my 5th concert (3 <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong>, 2 with JoCo).</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>I feel for victims of Megaupload shutdown, but what were you thinking, relying on a 3rd party to keep the only copy of your valuable data?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>I'm thinking this isn't gonna end well. <a href="http://yfrog.com/kg95fwrj">http://t.co/19RhmMC0</a> (via </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em>)</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Researching application frameworks, which led me to Aspect Oriented Programming, which led me to a headache THIS BIG!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Latest </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em> podcast talks about actors leaving LA. Not a laugh riot for once, but fascinating look at the business. <a href="http://www.reducedshakespeare.com/2012/01/episode-269-leaving-los-angeles/">http://t.co/ZEKl0T5W</a></em></td></tr>
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    08:54
    Overdosed on crab cioppino at Portuguese community hall last night, followed by late night discussion religion with crabby friends...</description>
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    <td><em>Overdosed on crab cioppino at Portuguese community hall last night, followed by late night discussion religion with crabby friends. Tired.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Dragging through the morning. But tonight I'll be front row @ <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong> with </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/donttrythis">@donttrythis</a></strong><em>, </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em> &amp; </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em>. So excited! <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23sfsketchfest">#sfsketchfest</a></strong></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>After weeks of insanity, FL Repugs finally remember Newt is that guy who repulses everybody, Mitt maybe sucks less. <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/01/romney_making_his_break.php">http://t.co/5FOzmnlN</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Newt's a hypocrite on students working their way through school? I'll add it to the list. <a href="http://wapo.st/wqVqI8">http://t.co/TrwTW21B</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>For my parents' generation, support of Israel was absolute &amp; unquestioning. It isn't &amp; can't be for mine. <a href="http://is.gd/SgeM69">http://t.co/hqJAOCzQ</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>For the humour impaired, this is a satire of Downton Abbey. (The rest of us will figure it out sharpish.) <a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/satire/uptown-downstairs-abbey.html">http://t.co/Th88nc4k</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em>: &#171;</em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/clp772">@clp772</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em> I assume you've seen this, but just in case... <a href="http://twitpic.com/8daycm">http://t.co/2FOLqGuC&#187;</a> Oh. My. Gods. [Yeah, what he said.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>An hour to go before <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong>. I've dinnered, and am sitting comfortably in the lobby of Marines Memorial waiting for the fun to begin.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>On stage right now. <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong> <a href="http://lockerz.com/s/179068023">http://t.co/7yKgxO13</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Intermission at <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong>. I hurt from laughing.</em></td></tr>
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    08:53
    @barryeisler The Descendents surprised me, in part because of its subtlety...</description>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> The Descendents surprised me, in part because of its subtlety.  The Hawaiian scenery didn't hurt.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/stephenfry">@stephenfry</a></strong><em> You might try Echofon. I prefer it for tweeting from iPhone, iPad &amp; Mac.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/JackieKessler">@JackieKessler</a></strong><em> I'd bet the boards are none too pleased about it either.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Ice cream flavors are people, my friend. (Image via </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SenatorSanders">@SenatorSanders</a></strong><em>) <a href="http://p.twimg.com/AkRVoxPCIAAPcpI.png">http://t.co/ubqyKR6c</a></em></td></tr>
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    08:03
    And still I ask: is Ron Paul a racist slime, or did he just see financial opportunity in marketing to them...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-01-28T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>And still I ask: is Ron Paul a racist slime, or did he just see financial opportunity in marketing to them? <a href="http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/4795">http://t.co/JppT2nK1</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>&quot;Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying governor?&quot; <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/2nd_mayor_says_obama_wasnt_tense_at_all_during_bre.php">http://t.co/ZDKHUYxo</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>So Newt has the convicted felon vote sewn up? So one disgraced ex-politician says. <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/duke_tells_newt_hed_have_the_felon_vote_locked_dow.php">http://t.co/KpzwPsrJ</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Via </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em>, best headline ever! Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales. <a href="http://bit.ly/r7tL09">http://t.co/tmhvOvLg</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em> I'm only influenced by the negative reviews, and only if they're about design or other flaws. Will its flaws affect me or not?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>As Mark Twain once said, &quot;There are lies, damn lies, and whatever nonsense comes out of Mitt Romney.&quot; <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/01/romney_actually_i_kind_of_pay_50_tax.php">http://t.co/TTgAkQv6</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> Heck, so do kisses!</em></td></tr>
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    15:26
    Wallace &amp; Gromit meet DC superheroes...</description>
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    <td><em>Wallace &amp; Gromit meet DC superheroes. OMG! <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/io9/vip/~3/8bVKWlgRt6Q/must-watch-aardman-animations-amazing-claymation-batman-and-catwoman">http://t.co/9blfpZsp</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Gee, did AZ Gov &amp; nutjob Jan Brewer make up story of confrontation with Pres Obama?  (Is water wet?)  <a href="http://bit.ly/xtDcNf">http://t.co/4W1Ke08l</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Guess my phone interviews went okay last week. Now they want me to come in for an actual in-person conversation. That's good, right?</em></td></tr>
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    @IsobelCarr Which makes it even more entertaining when he breaks character or barely holds back a laugh...</description>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/IsobelCarr">@IsobelCarr</a></strong><em> Which makes it even more entertaining when he breaks character or barely holds back a laugh. It's the high wire act of comedy.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/IsobelCarr">@IsobelCarr</a></strong><em> I know. How can they miss the snark? Poor conservatives and their irony-deprived diets.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/maddow">@maddow</a></strong><em>: Behind the SEAL team flag anecdote from SOTU: <a href="http://is.gd/UhaVk9">http://t.co/2Q777F7C</a> [Interesting what was left unsaid, and rightly so.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/wilw">@wilw</a></strong><em>: Soylent Green is people, my friend. [*snort*]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em> What's funny is that I *am* one of those, only Google doesn't think so. Off by two decades.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>How bad a sign is it if your fortune cookie is empty?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> How'd you guys get involved with </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/thrillingadv">@thrillingadv</a></strong><em>? What's it like being part of a cast of dozens?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Irony alert: Mac sales are making awful PC sales figures look slightly awful. <a href="http://thesmallwave.com/apple-vs-pc-shipments-pc-decline-worse-than-r">http://t.co/ox2SWFmI</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Sorry, should be: Irony alert: Mac sales are making awful PC sales figures look slightly *less* awful. <a href="http://thesmallwave.com/apple-vs-pc-shipments-pc-decline-worse-than-r">http://t.co/ox2SWFmI</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/bnacker">@bnacker</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/BenBlacker">@BenBlacker</a></strong><em> I don't think so. At the Sat night performance, *I* was the one in the front row laughing too hard.</em></td></tr>
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    14:59
    @reduced Maybe if you filmed it instead of standing on a stage with an actual audience...</description>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em> Maybe if you filmed it instead of standing on a stage with an actual audience...</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em> Sorry, but all my spare cash is tied up in debts like every other good American.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Looks like claims for massive Jewish support for Romney campaign are as phony as everything else about the man. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/mitt-romney-jewish-voters_n_1224730.html">http://t.co/eJ3NnOFa</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> Gilligan Cut recalls regular bit on F-Troop. &quot;I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb.&quot; Cut to: &quot;WHO says I'm dumb?&quot;</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/Cackowski">@Cackowski</a></strong><em>: Great </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv">@ThrillingAdv</a></strong><em> cast photo from </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SFSketchfest">@SFSketchfest</a></strong><em> :<a href="http://flic.kr/p/bh1GnF">http://t.co/EWK3fm3i</a> [You guys were amazing!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Nice of Mitt to release tax returns today. Makes the State of the Union so much more compelling. Call it the Romney Rule!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> This Guy's is a Single Guy? Gee, that's a shocker.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> Caress your bones? Was that more of that sexytalk I keep hearing about?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/IsobelCarr">@IsobelCarr</a></strong><em> That was great.  Wonder what </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/StephenAtHome">@StephenAtHome</a></strong><em> was thinking during the Sendak interview.  I'd have been busting up.</em></td></tr>
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    14:48
    How It Should Have Ended: Return of the Jedi Edition...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-01-24T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em>How It Should Have Ended: Return of the Jedi Edition. <a href="http://bcove.me/xeqra8o9">http://t.co/GV52Tmfn</a> (Much better than anything Lucas did.)</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/emilyslist">@emilyslist</a></strong><em>: Rand Paul detained by TSA for refusing screening as too invasive while on his way to anti-choice rally. [Now that's comedy!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>&quot;Danger, Will Robinson!&quot; Dick Tufeld, voice of Lost in Space robot, is no more.</em></td></tr>
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    00:03
    @VictoriaDahl I think you look adorable and not at all like someone who writes disgusting sexybooks...</description>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> I think you look adorable and not at all like someone who writes disgusting sexybooks.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Was Chris Dodd as incompetent a Senator as he is a lobbyist? I for one am grateful. <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23SOPA">#SOPA</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23PIPA">#PIPA</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23MPAA">#MPAA</a></strong> <a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120119/21092917484/why-chris-dodd-failed-with-his-sopapipa-strategy.shtml">http://t.co/6dMzVJhp</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/billprady">@billprady</a></strong><em> Gone for me too.  It was there when you first posted, so looks like justice has prevailed.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Great seeing </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> onstage with </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/thrillingadv">@thrillingadv</a></strong><em> last night. A small preview of <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23w00tstock">#w00tstock</a></strong> Founders' Night next Sunday. <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23sfsketchfest">#sfsketchfest</a></strong></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pourmecoffee">@pourmecoffee</a></strong><em> But if Rush were the candidate, he would have to demonstrate competence, not just vitriol. Not gonna happen.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Former Senator Chris Dodd angry at Congress &amp; White House for not being whores like him. <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23sopa">#sopa</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23pipa">#pipa</a></strong> (Apologies to actual prostitutes.)</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Confused by the GOP Primary battles? </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/MarvinEQuasniki">@MarvinEQuasniki</a></strong><em> brings it all into focus. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marvin-e-quasniki/the-gop-is-having-an-open_b_1221770.html">http://t.co/763myuNr</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Tried KFC grilled chicken today. Concluded that not dying isn't a good enough reason to endure that again.</em></td></tr>
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    10:42
    Is being delusional a requirement for Repugs in Congress or just one of the perks...</description>
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    <td><em>Is being delusional a requirement for Repugs in Congress or just one of the perks? <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/scott-brown-what-about-all-the-rich-schoolteachers.php">http://t.co/u9oRMZc5</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Star Wars, recreated scene by scene like a patchwork quilt. And yet still better than the prequels. <a href="http://www.starwarsuncut.com/watch">http://t.co/YIRSa19P</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Catholic leaders in Florida tell Gingrich &amp; Santorum to stop being such racist shitheels. Think it'll help? <a href="http://is.gd/19zY3e">http://t.co/6UwzP9V6</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/LOLGOP">@LOLGOP</a></strong><em>: BREAKING: Newt Gingrich challenges Juan Williams to a series of Bunker-Jefferson Debates. [&quot;Oh, Awchie!&quot; &quot;Stifle, Edith!&quot;]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em>: RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cbellantoni">@cbellantoni</a></strong><em>: Romney won just one income level, exit polls show: <a href="http://twitpic.com/8a3r6g">http://t.co/nqrPi0w3</a> [His people.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>A little dinner in SF, and then </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv">@ThrillingAdv</a></strong><em> at <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23sfsketchfest">#sfsketchfest</a></strong>. Gonna be a good night.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/TPM">@TPM</a></strong><em>: Newt: &quot;It is not that I am a good debater. It is that I articulate the deepest held values of the American people.&quot; [Cheating?]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv">@ThrillingAdv</a></strong><em>: 20 min until show time </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SFSketchfest">@SFSketchfest</a></strong><em>! </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/GillianJacobs">@GillianJacobs</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/hodgman">@hodgman</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SammLevine">@SammLevine</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> <a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv/status/160944451127218176/photo/1">http://t.co/WS1KhIim</a> [Ready!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Ready for </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv">@ThrillingAdv</a></strong><em> to start. Front row center! Entertain me, dammit!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Just back from seeing </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ThrillingAdv">@ThrillingAdv</a></strong><em> in SF. Too much fun. And guess who walked away with the sensational </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pagetpaget">@pagetpaget</a></strong><em>'s script? This guy!</em></td></tr>
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    10:47
    Newt as GOP nominee would be so awesome, both for the journey and the likely outcome...</description>
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    <td><em>Newt as GOP nominee would be so awesome, both for the journey and the likely outcome. <a href="http://bit.ly/zVff8c">http://t.co/boIR3vwm</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/thinkgeek">@thinkgeek</a></strong><em>: Post-lunch dance break! Star Trek: TNG theme in ragtime: <a href="http://j.mp/wrHMUF">http://t.co/df4FczHz</a> [More! I want more!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>It was worth donating real actual money to <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23savethebugle">#savethebugle</a></strong>. But not much money. Probably less than I donated. Hey, can I change my mind?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Third phone interview this afternoon went very well. Am I setting myself up for major disappointment, or is this headed somewhere good?</em></td></tr>
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    09:53
    Sad that Rick Perry's out, even if he wasn't as consistently entertaining as Bachmann &amp; Cain...</description>
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    <td><em>Sad that Rick Perry's out, even if he wasn't as consistently entertaining as Bachmann &amp; Cain. Can Newt &amp; Ron Paul step up their game?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/cschweitz">@cschweitz</a></strong><em>: &quot;I have no questions that Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative,&quot; </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/GovernorPerry">@GovernorPerry</a></strong><em> says. [In a box under the bed?]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>New Colbert Super PAC attacks Colbert, tells SC voters to choose Herman Cain. Wait, isn't that what Colbert wants? <a href="http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/4251">http://t.co/3THLTYyl</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Did Mitt Romney game the laws around IRAs &amp; 401K to reduce his taxes even further? Sure looks that way. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-r-talbott/mitt-romney-offshore-accounts_b_1216918.html">http://t.co/9v0JAJSy</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Okay, new backup disk acquired.  Backups have begun on both my computers.  Gonna be a while.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Gosh, Newt got Food Stamps story wrong? No trips to Hawaii? I for one am shocked. <a href="http://bit.ly/AnT0C4">http://t.co/tu04Yr64</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/joshtpm">@joshtpm</a></strong><em> I'm guessing they don't count Black dignity as a value that matters.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Thought I'd speed up my network with a couple of Gigabit Ethernet switches. Works great on my MacBook Pro. My Mac Mini? Not so much.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Watching Big Bang Theory and heard my phone go off. No message, so what was it? Now I figured it out: it was Penny texting Leonard! <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23tbbt">#tbbt</a></strong></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> Yep: Vaunted: boast about or praise (something), esp. excessively</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> On my Mac, double tap with three fingers gets me definition, thesaurus &amp; Wikipedia entry.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> If you use a trackpad, it sure does.</em></td></tr>
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    09:47
    RT @thinkgeek: What we could lose if SOPA/PIPA pass: http://t...</description>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/thinkgeek">@thinkgeek</a></strong><em>: What we could lose if SOPA/PIPA pass: <a href="http://j.mp/y8vSL5">http://t.co/AeLp5stD</a> [Oh nooooooes!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Read </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> on why <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23SOPA">#SOPA</a></strong> &amp; <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23PIPA">#PIPA</a></strong> are a bad idea. Well reasoned and compelling as always. <a href="http://bit.ly/tAmdwH">http://t.co/lVqOkfgz</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/taxjustice">@taxjustice</a></strong><em>: Mitt Romney's tax plan would cut his OWN taxes by nearly HALF <a href="http://ow.ly/8xYUJ">http://t.co/C2q2P1y0</a> [Enlightened self-interest.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/donttrythis">@donttrythis</a></strong><em>: Another awesome audience in Cupertino last night. Their reactions were PRICELESS: <a href="http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/159688326692093952/photo/1">http://t.co/rxBYcGk3</a> [I'm in there!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/elbowgreaselube">@elbowgreaselube</a></strong><em>: The most entertaining SOPA &amp; PIPA protest we've seen so far. <a href="http://fb.me/GhUq0yxQ">http://t.co/GUpu3Juq</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/TPM">@TPM</a></strong><em>: Newt: Palin will play a &quot;major role&quot; in my administration <a href="http://tpm.ly/yYKbgR">http://t.co/8DRolGHc</a> [I sure hope he means Michael Palin.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Just finished my 2nd phone interview. Don't want to get too excited, but I think it went pretty darn well.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/scapersuse">@scapersuse</a></strong><em> Mine won't happen this week; I have another call on Friday.  But maybe next week.  And I'll keep a good thought for you!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>At </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SJRep">@SJRep</a></strong><em> to see Double Indemnity. Sure hope it's a comedy. I like those!</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Okay, not a comedy.  This James M. Cain guy has serious issues, y'know?  </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SJRep">@SJRep</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>My backup disk keeps going offline.  Not good.  Looks like trips to Fry's and Costco are in my immediate future.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Oh wow.  My browncoat - or should that be brown coat to avoid TM issues - is in the hands of FedEx.  Can't wait.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/grantimahara">@grantimahara</a></strong><em>: Star Wars + Dogs = WIN!! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w&feature=youtube_gdata_player">http://t.co/pg8hIPf7</a> [Totally awesome.]</em></td></tr>
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    04:48
    @jessebdylan @macosken Did you notice the date on the article...</description>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/jessebdylan">@jessebdylan</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/macosken">@macosken</a></strong><em> Did you notice the date on the article?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Is it April 1st already? Or did someone really design a lens wrap that looks like a tortilla? <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2012/01/17/photorito-disguises-your-supersized-lens-as-the-worlds-most-del/">http://t.co/oRTKaAzp</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>&quot;Rick Perry: what an idiot.&quot; - a Turkish columnist who knows one when he sees one. <a href="http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/4153">http://t.co/SeQzoUVU</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> Can't you just ask Burden?  Or doesn't she qualify?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> I was referring to your &quot;nice girl&quot; reference.  But good to know.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/VictoriaDahl">@VictoriaDahl</a></strong><em> Good. I'll be here all week. Now don't forget to tip your waitress.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/StephenAtHome">@StephenAtHome</a></strong><em>: Wikipedia will go dark in protest of SOPA. Now where am I supposed to find inaccurate information about SOPA? [Try MPAA.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Romney didn't make much in speaking fees last year. Only $374k, enough to put him in top 2% of earners. <a href="http://bit.ly/w1igJ7">http://t.co/YNF9RemQ</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/evanmc_s">@evanmc_s</a></strong><em> Only fair. I'd vote for Newt if he rejected everything about himself that's repulsive. Of course, there'd be nothing left.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/joshtpm">@joshtpm</a></strong><em>: Newt: I'm no racist.  I'm an asshole across the board! [I thought he didn't believe in Equal Opportunity.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>I hear the Layoff Fairy visited </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/iStock">@iStock</a></strong><em> today. Guess they ran out of ways to screw suppliers &amp; customers &amp; finally had to go after staff.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/karimala1">@karimala1</a></strong><em> Thanks. Been let go a few times myself, so I feel for the victims. Wonder who'll be left to run the forums...</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Guess where I am! (So excited.)  <a href="http://lockerz.com/s/175454103">http://t.co/4mHP0svz</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>The </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/Mythbusters">@Mythbusters</a></strong><em> show at Flint Center was amazing fun. And seeing all the enthusiastic kids in the audience gives me hope for the future.</em></td></tr>
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    08:57
    So we say goodbye to the only sane and reasonable (grading on the curve) Republican candidate...</description>
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    <td><em>So we say goodbye to the only sane and reasonable (grading on the curve) Republican candidate. Nothing but wingnut delight ahead of us.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Who needs real life when we have computer games? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_TgM0pCDvI">http://t.co/AGHWw5Ti</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/toefer">@toefer</a></strong><em>: </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/filmspotting">@filmspotting</a></strong><em> Thought you might like this... movie posters from an alternate universe: <a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Movies-From-An-Alternate-Universe/2783319">http://t.co/RYkmuqwh</a> [I'd watch these.]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ryanjreilly">@ryanjreilly</a></strong><em>: New ad out from &quot;The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC&quot;: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3onbu6c">http://t.co/o07Ka3lW</a> [Got my vote!]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>&quot;Hello.&quot; <a href="http://vimeo.com/35055590">http://t.co/mqwgcwlt</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Via </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/counternotions">@counternotions</a></strong><em>, Open Source, Google &amp; free fonts. It has to be about hierarchy &amp; merit, not libertarian anarchy. <a href="http://www.typographyforlawyers.com/?page_id=3207">http://t.co/ExeIZIL4</a></em></td></tr>
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    09:12
    Love this: If corporations are people, Mitt Romney is a serial killer...</description>
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    <td><em>Love this: If corporations are people, Mitt Romney is a serial killer! <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/15/stephen-colbert-south-carolina-gop-primary_n_1207381.html">http://t.co/0UIOMuR8</a></em></td></tr>
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    08:17
    @K_Mitre What went wrong...</description>
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    <dc:date>2012-01-15T01:05-08:00</dc:date>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/K_Mitre">@K_Mitre</a></strong><em> What went wrong? A director who didn't appreciate the material and reinvented it in a particularly horrifying way.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/lkblackburne">@lkblackburne</a></strong><em> Give special credit to the music. It's more overpoweringly deadly than Rain himself.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> Then I probably shouldn't say anything about the kitten. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/lkblackburne">@lkblackburne</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> Hey, at least he didn't stage a reunion with the full grown cat on that NY rooftop.</em></td></tr>
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    06:14
    Happy Friday the 13th to all my triskadecaphobic friends...</description>
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    <td><em>Happy Friday the 13th to all my triskadecaphobic friends.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Hey, Google! That whole Don't Be Evil thing? That was just a slogan, right? <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/01/13/google-fraudulently-solicits-f.html">http://t.co/vHgpdG4x</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Back to watching Rain Fall. It's a lot like What's Up, Tiger Lily?, only with less egg salad. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Okay, it took two attempts, but I finished Rain Fall the alleged movie. Wow. </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> The movie wasn't so bad. If I ignore everything I know about the book &amp; its characters... okay, it still wouldn't be any good.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> Mine certainly does. Still, surprised I haven't heard of the director expiring due to natural causes.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/lkblackburne">@lkblackburne</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> If you like slow motion train wrecks, you'll love this one!</em></td></tr>
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    13:26
    Good photo shoot this morning...</description>
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    <td><em>Good photo shoot this morning. Came back to calls from both companies I interviewed with. Signs are positive on that front.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em> Same reason Huntsman thinks showing off his Chinese helps his campaign. Delusion.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>I saw it, I wanted it, I bought it: Steampunk GPS for iPhone <a href="http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/01/steampunk-gps-app/">http://t.co/5MizFi1s</a></em></td></tr>
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    11:53
    Now more than ever: @MarvinEQuasniki...</description>
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    <td><em>Now more than ever: </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/MarvinEQuasniki">@MarvinEQuasniki</a></strong><em>. Because who better than a turquoise farmer to turn the nation around? <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marvin-e-quasniki/a-republican-candidate-wi_b_1199423.html">http://t.co/Bs0eXeNs</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Happy 16th Anniversary to </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pairnetworks">@pairnetworks</a></strong><em>! They've been my web provider for ages now, and I've never regretted the move.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Two phone interviews in two days. Yesterday's went okay, today's not so well. Luckily, they're for different jobs at different companies.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>About to watch Rain Fall, allegedly based on the novel by </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/BarryEisler">@BarryEisler</a></strong><em>. Wonder how long I'll last.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/KiwiSpyGirl">@KiwiSpyGirl</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/BarryEisler">@BarryEisler</a></strong><em> Yeah, so I've been told. Kind of pretty in parts, although I have no idea what's going on or why.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/barryeisler">@barryeisler</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/KiwiSpyGirl">@KiwiSpyGirl</a></strong><em> Got to the 37 min mark. It may have been a mistake to take a drink every time somebody mentioned The Memory Stick.</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Fotoshop by Adob&#233;: the beauty industry's real secret. <a href="http://vimeo.com/34813864">http://t.co/5xWRpDfm</a> (Or should that be beaut&#233; industr&#233;?)</em></td></tr>
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    09:12
    Santorum tried to ban govt weather forecasts after payoff from AccuWeather...</description>
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    <td><em>Santorum tried to ban govt weather forecasts after payoff from AccuWeather. Honest politician who stays bought. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rep-alan-grayson/santorum-selling-the-law-_b_1194648.html">http://t.co/yl6JJ0fi</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>The perfect white elephant Christmas gift for the wingnut in your life? <a href="https://www.ricksantorum.com/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=38">https://t.co/Wan5DhRO</a></em></td></tr>
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    <td><em></em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/reduced">@reduced</a></strong><em> </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/paulandstorm">@paulandstorm</a></strong><em> Shouldn't those be Single Maltesers?</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>RT </em><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/pemalevy">@pemalevy</a></strong><em>: SC voters would choose Stephen Colbert over Jon Huntsman: <a href="http://bit.ly/wCR1Pg">http://t.co/lHRCiqUK</a> [Who wouldn't?]</em></td></tr>
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    <td><em>Oh Internet, how I've missed you! (DSL modem decided to fail.  Replacement now up and running.)</em></td></tr>
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