Disorderly Content

2010-12-06

Sunday's Tweets

09:04 I got 51 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
20:13 Two shoots this weekend: one 40s film noir, the other a woman with pink hair. Black & white and color!
21:10 @HappyTinfoilCat That would indeed be Raven. My first pink-haired model!

2010-11-06

Friday's Tweets

08:04 Beautiful day in Phoenix. Shooting this afternoon, meet & greet for the weekend event this evening. Goofing off this morning.
17:08 First shoot of the weekend: three hours with the incomparable Brenda.

2010-10-06

Tuesday's Tweets

06:11 On the road toward New Hamster. Today's destination is Portland, Maine, my 48th state.
09:12 Arrived in Maine. That's 48 states if you're keeping count. http://plixi.com/p/48884917
11:27 Having my very first lobster roll. Why, oh why, did I wait so long to visit Maine?
11:29 BTW, fall colors being most cooperative. Just need to find better vantage points.
15:54 Just tried out the massage chair in my hotel room. Wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
16:54 Had a lobster roll at lunch. Having lobster bisque with dinner. You may notice a pattern developing.
16:57 Very clever iPhone app. CurrentTemp puts the temp in its icon, updates hourly using push notifications.
16:59 @hezmanagirl @cabri You are both correct!
17:08 @scapersuse One of my favorites, ever since I had it in Belgium many, many years ago. Texas de Brasil in Vegas does a good one too!
17:53 @Rally4Sanity I'm really going! Got my flights and my hotel and everything! Well, maybe not *everything*...

2010-09-06

Sunday's Tweets

05:15 With insights so deep, I'm dying to spend money on his book. Why the iPhone will be a monumental flop: http://bit.ly/cBFzKY
07:49 Via @chrismarquardt, I question this spammer's sincerity: http://twitpic.com/2lja75
09:05 I got 3 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:39 Via @ggreenwald, James Fallows thinks the Julian Assange prosecution stinks of of govt manipulation. http://is.gd/eWpQ7
12:42 Groklaw points out law firm behind Google antitrust case happen to represent MSFT. But surely that's just coincidence. http://bit.ly/9vlZqe
15:22 A world without Photoshop? Noooooooo!!! http://bit.ly/axJFDN
15:26 Wanna throw up just a little? Nicholas Cage as just about everyone in movies & real life. http://bit.ly/7eNrTe
15:32 RT @wilw: ZOMG. Want. http://twitpic.com/2lneck [Hee!]
19:43 This chocolate bark I got at Cost Plus, they put the lime in the coconut...
19:55 Now *that's* comedy! Do they do stickers for cars? http://bit.ly/bmhbFg
21:49 Someone tried to get me to join a Help put Jesus back in EVERYTHING! group on FB. They are so fscked in the head if they think I'll agree.

2010-08-06

Thursday's Tweets

09:06 I got 12 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:40 Kagan isn't horrified by Sharia law. That's bad? Isn't it a virtue to tolerate & even learn from different cultures? http://is.gd/e4u0T
13:43 Shocker: BasilMarceaux.com not the craziest candidate for TN Gov. Yep, there's worse. http://bit.ly/aPEHUV
15:52 They're screwing with my childhood again. Maybe even literally this time! http://huff.to/aC8Amu
19:11 If social media were advertised by Mad Men: http://bit.ly/bQ2bA6
19:35 @barryeisler Therefore, Sharia = gay marriage. QED. (Queer Erat Demonstrandum?)
20:36 @JackieKessler I bought a "Smile Time" Angel when they first came out. Looking at mine now. They've gotten expensive! http://bit.ly/9OKrRo
22:41 Yep. @maddow makes an excellent point. Where's all the Repug public outrage over the Prop 8 decision? http://bit.ly/cigAXy
22:42 Mormon Church: "Marriage between a man and a woman is the bedrock of society." And a woman, and a woman, and a woman...

2010-07-06

Monday's Tweets

09:06 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:05 RT @VictoriaDahl: I'm back from vacation and honored & pleased to announce that I've found the land of my people: http://twitpic.com/22rqwa
16:57 Took a long drive through the hills south of Livermore. Passed by Casa de Fruta, where I learned of Romano Ranch flavor pistachios. Yum.
19:16 http://dead.atyourage.com says I've outlived Will Rogers. Must be that whole "not flying around Alaska in small planes" thing.
23:05 There really are college courses in underwater basket weaving. I was sure it was just a punchline. UCSD says otherwise. http://bit.ly/aNiuS0

2010-06-06

Saturday's Tweets

19:04 Nice day for a drive. A long drive south to Avila Beach, where everybody in the area had the same idea.
19:29 You know what stress is? Having the low fuel light come on when you're at least 50 miles from the nearest station.
20:20 RT @barryeisler: @disorderly Could have been worse -- you could have been in a plane. [That happened once.]
20:22 Interestingly, my way-below-empty Camry Hybrid probably had another hundred miles range. Only took 14.4 out of 17.2 gallons.

2010-05-06

Wednesday's Tweets

04:22 Black is white? Glenn Beck on the side of the Constitution vs. McCain over Miranda warning. http://huff.to/a6OP6q
05:51 Morning traffic in Little Rock sucks.
07:08 Freeway ends south of Pine Bluff, AR. This is nice.
09:09 Just left Arkansas for Louisiana. That makes seven states so far this trip.
09:19 I got 11 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:39 Vicksburg, Mississippi. My 46th state, and eight this trip. Wrote a report on the siege of Vicksburg. It sucked. http://yfrog.com/juwjqj
13:21 Arrived at my hotel in Jackson, MS after a detour to the airport. Had to exchange rental cars. Again. These Suthin' rocks just love me.
13:22 RT @VictoriaDahl: RT @MKupperman: "Lord, I pray upon you to remove this sinful penis from my mouth." [Can't. Stop. Laughing.]
13:36 BTW, new rental car has a little chip in the windshield. It's like a Get Out of Jail Free card, in case I have another rock encounter.
13:47 Tom Tom has an official Darth Vader voice! Groovy; I was getting tired of Homer Simpson. http://bit.ly/aQM7OE
14:05 Writer at the Christian Science Monitor on why everyone's taking Gizmodo's side against Apple, & why they're wrong. http://bit.ly/cerw5i
16:47 Very exciting event at this year's #Farscape con: a tour of the Henson Studios. Expensive but worth it; already bought my ticket.

2010-04-06

Monday's Tweets

06:18 Clay Shirky on why complexity leads to collapse, & what that means for business. http://bit.ly/bF3vvW
06:29 A much earlier Shirky piece on why a world of choice picks a power distribution of relative winners & losers. http://bit.ly/MTY92
09:28 Broker finally sent updated 1099. Taxes done and submitted. One less thing to agonize over.
09:43 Halfway thru 2 yrs of @paulandstorm podcasts and I found this piece on the whole P&S & @jonathancoulton thing. http://bit.ly/ceKhN9
10:00 Don't press that button! Instant regret after accidentally deleting one's Twitter account. No, not mine... http://huff.to/bFylju
11:50 Think I'll wander over to the mall for lunch and to test drive an iPad. But not buying, at least not today.
13:58 My verdict on the iPad, 'cuz I'm sure you're dying to know. Heavier than I expected, a little awkward to hold. But I want one! So much!
14:23 RT @chrismarquardt: Just in case you still have doubts about the iPad's capabilities: http://bit.ly/cLgnvp [Holy shit! Amazing!]
18:29 RT @ebertchicago: RT @raypride: RT @GregMitch: Sports headline of the day from NYT: "Hooters Patrons Not Focused Entirely on Woods."
19:36 RT @iwatchTVshows: I suspect the Taco Bell food engineers just sit around making bets with each other about what they can get people to eat.

2010-03-06

Friday's Tweets

07:13 Palin's appearance on Leno was as phony as everything else about her: http://bit.ly/aPA2Co I wondered about all the laughs on TDS clip.
07:53 RT @Ealasaid: Dear signmaker, Yer CONGRESS CREATED DUST BOWL sign would be more convincing if it weren't in a green, fertile field. Love,
11:13 US map of bar-to-grocery ratios shows IL & WI lead the nation. A proud moment for the Midwest. http://bit.ly/aLiUyf
12:46 Jon Stewart exposes ChatRoulette on last night's Daily Show: http://bit.ly/ceT2jC ("Exposes!" See what I did there?)
16:27 McCain letter in support of DADT has many life-impaired signers. http://bit.ly/baljih
22:08 Back from dinner with photographer and model friends. No drinking; we have to be at our best to shoot in the morning.

2010-02-06

Friday's Tweets

07:52 Miss generic product wrapping? Here's a plain wrap airplane for you, with instructions! http://bit.ly/9AVDDe
09:26 Colbert: "If you are an hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay, because they have a full set of both toolkits down there."
10:31 Hey, news guys: *this* is breaking news. Literally. http://bit.ly/9FYVy1
18:40 Shot with a pretty French Canadian model & played sound engineer for friend's documentary. Now waiting for dinner with tomorrow's model.
19:41 Hmmm... Getting together for dinner on a Friday night sure is a popular idea...
19:47 Oh, Jon. How could you believe for a moment that Fox wouldn't cut the life out of your O'Reilly appearance? http://j.mp/aXsD5j

2010-01-06

Tuesday's Tweets

07:52 Interesting. NM court rules photographer refusal to shoot same sex wedding violates Human Rights Act. http://bit.ly/7NloPx
08:41 UK health club ad insensitive? I think it's just funny: "Advance health warning! When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first".
08:43 So cool. Classic album covers recast with superheroes: http://bit.ly/7sA0Vt
09:43 Just got off the phone with another recruiter. Phone interview with hiring manager at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Yipes!
09:44 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Answer rhetorical questions. They act like they don't need one, but deep down, they do. [Soooo needy...]
12:42 From the No Shit Dept: Indian researchers determine chili peppers make painful anal passages more painful. http://bit.ly/4Bny6v
14:55 Infomercial's Slap Chop meets Consumer Reports, and the results are less appetizing and more sucktastic: http://bit.ly/7v2hua
18:08 Oh, wow. That report of TNT that shut down the airport in Bakersfield? Not exactly TNT. It was honey. Seriously. http://bit.ly/7BqsOU