Disorderly Content

2010-12-21

Monday's Tweets

08:21 Nobody does snark half as well as @ebertchicago. Nobody. http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2008/12/in_the_meadow_we_can_review_a.html
08:39 Dramatic overcast skies this morning to go with light traffic. It's all those Solstice holidaymakers talking off work, I guess.
08:44 Shocking! UK Researcher finds statistical correlation between cell towers & birth rate! http://bit.ly/gF48er
08:54 Whatever good John McCain may have done, he'll likely be remembered as a bigoted asshole like George Wallace. http://bit.ly/gkKe6P
09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:38 @reduced I've always thought it more appropriate to step in a poodle.
10:42 See, Alanis? This is irony! http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/16000-diamondbacks-fans-killed-on-complimentary-ra,18061/
10:55 Help @microstockgroup donate to a good cause: http://www.charitywater.org Every retweet generates $1 donation. #tweetwater.
11:38 Sarah Palin defends our God-given right to fuck up our lives. http://huff.to/ejyu00
17:45 I’m a squint! There’s not a piece of bone that doesn’t spark my imagination. Are you a squint? Find out: http://bit.ly/arIyle #BONES

2010-11-21

Saturday's Tweets

09:03 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:29 RT @leeunkrich: Product design FAIL. http://twitpic.com/38mz52 [Not drinking from that. Nuh uh.]
18:52 Lightning? We never get lightning. Okay, hardly ever.

2010-10-21

Wednesday's Tweets

06:21 If these crazy ideas worked, wouldn't businesses be crazy *not* to rely on them? http://xkcd.com/808/
06:25 What The Duck demonstrates irony: http://bit.ly/d100bn
06:38 4th grade text in VA claims lots of black soldiers fought for the South. Scholars say bull. http://bit.ly/bdUCMI
11:11 Hmmm... Monster.com giving me error when I try to delete job searches. Which I'm doing because I HAVE A JOB!
11:38 New high end MacBook Air looks amazing. Want one! Wonder what kind of Mac my new employer will be getting me. Did I mention my new job?
11:44 @ebertchicago I did! They had a special vacuum for chalk dust at PS 162, back in the early 60s.
12:05 Guess they don't have mirrors in Glenn Beck's world. http://bit.ly/cF71q8
14:11 I just tried Facetime between my MacBook and my iPhone 4. It worked, but I definitely have a face for voice chat.
17:43 @cabri No move. The new job is nine miles from here.
18:15 Off to @SJRep to the opening of Secret Order. Which I assume is not alphabetical or Dewey Decimal or ascending height. I hate that last one.

2010-09-21

Monday's Tweets

09:09 I got 47 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:40 RT @paulandstorm: [S] By popular demand, it's the wheel of under-achievement rationalization! http://twitpic.com/2qdgx0 [I can *so* relate.]
14:29 Did you know that the GOP considers PricewaterhouseCoopers a small business? WTF do they consider big? http://huff.to/bqmj1d
16:23 Bad link: Explain to me again how the Dems are the party of big spending. http://bit.ly/98pwpW
16:25 @womprat99 Oops! Not sure how I screwed that one up. Here's a correct link, although Echofon doesn't like it: http://bit.ly/98pwpW
18:44 RT @CastleTV: >>> Watch Castle TONIGHT 10/9c on ABC <<< RT for chance to win Castle mug http://castletv.net/win-a-castle-mug #CastleMug

2010-08-21

Friday's Tweets

06:57 Getting ready to leave Moab for Salt Lake City and home. Jeans are still damp from yesterday.
09:08 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:33 Guess I'll be enjoying Salt Lake's hospitality (& free WiFi) a while longer. Flight's delayed 1:20.
18:47 Cardboard Warfare is brilliant! http://bit.ly/bbfDsw
20:05 Oh, goody. On the plane at last. Next stop: Oakland.

2010-07-21

Tuesday's Tweets

09:16 Car's in for scheduled service. Gray and slightly chilly outside. Guess I'll edit some pictures while I wait for the call.
10:51 Oh, AT&T. Your voicemail arrived just an hour & ten minutes after the call I missed. That's what I call service. But not good service.
11:44 Why is anyone surprised to learn that Andrew Breitbart is a lying, manipulative sleaze? http://bit.ly/9ND1AS
14:31 @VictoriaDahl And how does the principal feel about that? Or did you by any chance mean principle?
16:51 NAACP screwed up. They thought Fox News & Andrew Brietbart weren't scheming spawns of Satan. http://bit.ly/agbjuX
17:46 Agree with @ggreenwald; rehire Sherrod. I'd go further and get rid of Vilsack. Talk about a lack of guts.
18:18 @lomara Oh noes, Kim. Gotta feel better for Thursday! Comic Con *and* #w00tstock!
21:43 A Bill Gates company commits fraud. No, not MSFT; this one got caught. http://bit.ly/cuB9XF

2010-06-21

Sunday's Tweets

09:03 I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:28 Survived yesterday's 48 Hour Film shoot in Danville. But just barely; who knew it could be so cold two days before the start of summer?
17:19 Finally convinced myself that driving down to San Diego for #w00tstock was a wee bit insane. So I'm Southwesting it instead.
20:30 RT @ebertchicago: Steele to Obama, no more ball games until the oil stops. Me to Steele: And that goes for bondage clubs and cheap shots.
21:40 RT @paulandstorm: [P] Good Lord. Stick with this until the 3:30 mark...http://bit.ly/avEj0f [This is fweakin' awesome.]

2010-05-21

Thursday's Tweets

06:23 Glibertarianism: The only thing worse than being acknowledged as a racist is being chickenshit about your racism. http://bit.ly/a52lng
08:15 @ebertchicago I beg to differ. On a good day, Fox News would reach no one at all.
08:49 Completely inappropriate Golden Books. Almost makes me want to have children. Okay, maybe not. http://bit.ly/8Xk3F0
10:54 Weird thing about having a Microcell is that a full signal on my iPhone is no longer cause for celebration. How will I cope?
12:51 It doesn't matter if Rand Paul is a racist. It only matters that he'd let racism flourish. And not just racism. http://bit.ly/cujAI3
13:15 I need to spend more time on Craigslist. I had no idea of the weird I've been missing. http://bit.ly/ddEtyD
15:26 Passed a coyote on Skyline a little while ago. Would have tweeted when it happened, but the lack of signal and risk of death stopped me.
15:36 I don't think you meant heroic, Mr Rockwell. The word is moronic. (Ron Paul speaks against Civil Rights Act.) http://bit.ly/aEsFfI
15:48 Google rewrites history. "We are at war with Apple. We have always been at war with Apple." http://bit.ly/dv4JTu
17:37 @WendiDarlin Really? You must have hated it from the womb! As for sushi, you just need to be led by the hand. Doesn't have to hurt.
17:37 Weird. DSL just hiccuped. Lost WiFi to my router, then connection to the outside world. It all came back as suddenly as it left.
18:25 Via @barryeisler, do not watch this if you can't handle some hot dog on granny action. http://bit.ly/b3SiKU
19:02 @iwatchTVshows @wilw The Connect-The-Dots of Dorian Gray #lesserbooks
19:02 @WendiDarlin Then it's probably a good thing that I really like your smile, huh?
20:39 Is Google's index getting smaller? Are they getting more selective in what they keep? http://bit.ly/cGqygy
21:12 Just finished watching the season finale of Bones. Very sad, and wondering how they'll pick things up in September. One year later?
21:32 Something is rotten in the state of... no, it's not the state that's rotten; it's Google. http://bit.ly/bO6DH9 via @counternotions.

2010-04-21

Tuesday's Tweets

14:44 Horrors! Downfall owner asserts their copyright; all those Hitler reaction videos removed from YouTube. Is this the end of parody? (No.)
22:13 If I were a Beatle, I'd sue. http://j.mp/cC8kpj
22:33 I think I hurt something from laughing. (Not safe if you don't like bad words.) http://thebloggess.com/?p=6572
22:40 Did Gawker break the law by buying "found" iPhone? The law's awfully clear on the subject. http://bit.ly/cBH8S7

2010-03-21

Saturday's Tweets

22:45 Friend was trading sexy text msgs with an anonymous woman. He asked me to call the number & see who answered. It was a man, baby!

2010-02-21

Saturday's Tweets

06:26 Good wrap up on Kevin Smith v. Southwest. In brief, SWA screwed up & then lied about it. Not much LUV here. http://bit.ly/d6UMtN
16:34 Why putting Flash on the iPhone and iPad would just make things suck. No, not that reason; this one: http://bit.ly/9DTLR3
21:53 @renatojr_rj While you've been trapped in PHX, I've been enjoying etouffee and blackened tilapia and a good chardonnay. I think I win.

2010-01-21

Wednesday's Tweets

07:30 Latest Facebook outrage: some craplication called Tagged Photos that claims to come from my friends. Creepy clown the new safer Goatse?
09:28 I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:36 Strong smell of eucalyptus from the rain. Not as good as colitas, but not bad.