Disorderly Content

2010-12-09

Wednesday's Tweets

06:41 So now the State Dept is judge, jury & executioner, at least where PayPal & Wikileaks are concerned. http://bit.ly/fZGJ5Q
09:03 I got 29 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
19:39 RT @ebertchicago: Court seizes/freezes assets of gold company Glenn Beck was shilling for. Fraud. http://j.mp/gIcmHn [Never saw that coming]

2010-11-09

Monday's Tweets

19:52 Shoot weekend in Phoenix at an end. All packed. Will be up in 7 hrs to catch flight home to 1st day on new job.

2010-10-09

Friday's Tweets

06:38 Leaving Bangor on a bright sunny morning. Next stop: Franconia, NH.
13:07 @alwayscoffee I didn't know that. I assume you're right, as I saw a sign for the Robert Frost Museum a moment ago.
13:09 Left Maine earlier. Now in Franconia, NH for the night, with Vermont some time tomorrow. Loving all the liquid sunshine.
13:19 @alwayscoffee Once again I am in total awe of your feminine geekitude.

2010-09-09

Wednesday's Tweets

08:04 Michigan Christians lose bid to overturn Hate Crime laws on grounds it blocks their God-given right to hate. http://bit.ly/bYR74F
11:08 MSFT cancels Xbox Live account for conduct violation, refuses to believe anybody lives in a place named Fort Gay. http://bit.ly/dqNVKb
15:21 I just got a free preview of The Android Assassin\'s - a Red Panda Pulp novel with Pay With A Tweet! http://bit.ly/cKWE21
17:59 Lots of fury over @iStock screwing suppliers like me. But some see humor in it. Gallows humor, you might say. http://bit.ly/d0YFXG

2010-08-09

Sunday's Tweets

06:46 Spent most of yesterday taking a guest on a tour of the Bay Area. Don't think she was prepared for all the roller coaster roads.
10:18 Headed east in search of something to photograph.
20:45 @VictoriaDahl Yeah, but they're really good shit.

2010-07-09

The Hills Have Cow Eyes

So I'm driving along a backroad near Gilroy this afternoon, enjoying the weather and looking for something to photograph. This particular road's kind of narrow and winding, and there's no place to stop. But the scenery's pretty, with the brown hills and the green trees. I spot a big field with a big hill behind it, and a herd of cows standing around looking photogenic. So I wish for a place to stop, and I find one a couple of hundred feet beyond. I park, grab my camera and walk back up the road, hoping I'll hear any oncoming traffic in time to get out of the way. My luck holds; no oncoming traffic, and the cows are right where I left them.

But not for long. They're on the move, having been disturbed by a loud and clumsy photographer. I get a few pictures before a ridge gets between me and them. And then I head back to my car. I had the wrong lens for the distance, and wanted to get something longer. I swap the lens and then head back down the road a little way, figuring I could at least shoot the flora, what with the fauna having given me the slip.

Except... they hadn't. Quite the opposite, in fact. Because the moment I looked over the barbed wire fence, I discovered where the herd had gone. They'd gathered by the gate in the fence, just across from my parking spot. And they were all looking at me. With interest, or at least as much interest as a cow is capable of showing. I wondered if they were used to someone coming to feed them, and if I'd acted sufficiently farmerlike to fire the synapses in their little bovine brains. But I got a few shots before they lost interest or had another thought. Not that that was all that likely. And I never did get a model release. Are hoof prints legally binding?

Thursday's Tweets

07:45 From @ggreenwald: Offend the Right & you're a dead man. Abuse the Left & no one comments. Liberal media my ass. http://is.gd/dk4yG
16:42 Good question: Would Firefly have succeeded if it had a more traditional SF credit sequence? http://bit.ly/dDwKrd (Probably not.)
16:45 Speaking of Firefly, I'd buy this album. If I had a record player. And if it actually existed. http://bit.ly/cNZIfn
19:59 @lomara Isn't that awfully wide angle for baseball?

2010-06-09

Tuesday's Tweets

08:29 Weddings and other disasters, or why I'd never want to be a wedding photographer: http://bit.ly/amlWJF
09:39 Last night's @StephenAtHome: "Bing is a great website for doing Internet searches. I know that because I Googled it."
10:08 The amazing Jane Lynch takes on the iPhone 4 in an ad Apple should run themselves: http://bit.ly/bZvqYs
10:30 It's primary day on California, my chance to vote the bums in. Out? I was supposed to vote them out? Oopsie.
12:24 RT @VictoriaDahl: DO IT! DO IT NOW! [That's what *she* said.]
13:09 @alwayscoffee But wasn't Samuel L. Jackson weary of snakes? "I'm sick of these %&#$* snakes on this %&#$* plane!"
14:37 RT @billprady: Considering filing USPS form 1500 against the AARP. Overkill? Justifiable rage against dying of the light? [Old joke. Hee!]
14:39 Not all gas giants are stars: http://ow.ly/1VNYC
18:38 Your WTF movie trailer moment for the day, or maybe the year: Norwegian Ninja! http://bit.ly/9tKhkg
18:44 Should have flown to Chicago for #w00tstock. 35 minutes of Captain's Wife's Lament *and* @petersagal swearing? Damn! http://bit.ly/aTZAq9

2010-05-09

Saturday's Tweets

09:11 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:30 Lots of great photos with Jessie this morning in Knoxville. Time to move on now. Charleston, West Virginia tonight.
09:35 Really annoyed at all the Mother's Day offers I'm getting. The Internets know all about me; how can they not know this?
10:27 Just left Tennessee for Kentucky. That's eleven states in a week.
13:58 Just crossed into West Virginia, my 47th state and number twelve for this trip.
14:16 Ugly traffic on I-64 crawling toward Charleston.
15:29 Arrived at my hotel in Charleston, WV. Now for dinner. What exactly do Charlestonians eat?
17:18 Hey, iPhone? When I type hell, I really do mean to type hell. Stop changing it to he'll. You're really pissing me off.
18:50 @MsCaliLogan MTV mean to our Cali? You want I should have them keeled?

2010-04-09

Thursday's Tweets

08:23 @paulandstorm Maybe they haven't migrated back north yet. Oh, wait; I thought you said Canadian *geese*. @wilw
09:46 RT @barryeisler: At CIA, they taught me Deny Everything, Admit Nothing, Make Counteraccusations. Was the Pope in my class?
10:12 Following Apple's iPhone OS announcement on Twitter. Isn't technology marvelous?
10:59 Young Frankenstein is coming to San Francisco end of June. Just got my ticket.
11:10 So no multitasking for my old iPhone 3G. Good thing I planned to upgrade whenever they announce the next model.
13:46 Returned the Windows laptop I borrowed for yesterday's presentation. How long before the cooties dissipate?
14:52 Parking & boarding passes printed. Off to Vegas tomorrow afternoon. There will be photography and other entertainments.
18:30 Lesbian Bondage Fiasco? Is that anything like Lesbian Spank Inferno? (Daily Show meets Coupling.)
20:34 RT @paulandstorm: [S] There once was a girl from Nantucket / She hated limericks.

2010-03-09

Monday's Tweets

08:45 @barryeisler That Salon piece describes a Bizarro world version of the Oscars. Hilarious? Only if you like awkward.
08:56 @barryeisler Check out @ebertchicago's Oscar writeup, if you haven't already. Much more in line with my experience: http://j.mp/9faBVu
09:06 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:01 Here's a shocker: Sarah Palin's a hypocrite on health care; used to go to Canada for free coverage. http://bit.ly/c5dJXc
11:45 @ggreenwald And since Congress passed an ACORN Bill of Attainder, shouldn't they repeal it and apologize now we know the tape was enhanced?
12:32 If movie titles told you what's really going on: http://bit.ly/bksxYJ
12:34 Advice we really shouldn't need: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving. http://bit.ly/dtIFHQ
15:14 To Glenn Beck, Christians are all commie nazis. Right thinking Americans are selfish assholes like him. http://bit.ly/9zlPG3
15:18 It's twoo: Apple verifying my credit card to renew MobileMe triggered an immediate Citibank fraud warning. Citi, meet Apple. They're legit.
16:24 Loony Racist Creationist (barely) loses Texas Board of Ed primary. Too extreme even for Texas Repugs? http://bit.ly/ck0j5D
18:08 @JackieKessler Time of the Season, Time After Time, A Time For Us, Time Passages, As Time Goes By, All Time High, The First Time Ever...
18:18 Okay, this is getting creepier. Latest Facebook ad: "Stop Watching NCIS Alone." Yes, I do watch it alone. And I'm okay with that. Mostly.
20:07 @billprady Used to be Stars Hollow around the corner from Casablanca's Paris. What is it now?
21:51 Chuck Lorre's vanity card tonight is funny and, well, not: http://bit.ly/aDElVQ
22:09 Raj: "I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club. Howard, here's more bacon to tuck in the shiksa's g-string!" I love this show.

2010-02-09

Monday's Tweets

06:26 That's new. Flash player just crashed in a Facebook game. Good news is that Safari just keeps on truckin'.
09:01 I guess when your only interviews are with the assholes at Fox (Foxholes?), you can get away with just about anything. http://bit.ly/90EhBL
10:59 Think of it as evolution in action: http://tinyurl.com/y8hzn6x (from @allieslavin via @marthaflynn).
11:09 Isn't it ironic? Snack food review site http://www.taquitos.net is covered in those asinine "how to get a flat belly" ads.
12:07 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Jurassic period: 199.6 - 145.5 million years ago, or October 24, 4004 BC, 12:17 PM - 3:44 PM for Creationists.
12:18 The best Super Bowl photo EVER! http://bit.ly/dvigHp
16:21 For anybody who wonders if anti-Semitism persists, a review of An Education provides context: http://bit.ly/axMB15 (via @ebertchicago)
20:50 RT @StephenAtHome: Note to self: buy milk, pick up dry cleaning, write core beliefs on hand. [Is this a new thing with Repugs?]
23:02 Perhaps it's good that I'm watching my spending, or I'd go crazy buying stuff like this Gakken Premium Gramophone. http://bit.ly/bBgIyM

2010-01-09

Friday's Tweets

11:24 Believe it or not, FL has Resisting Arrest w/o Violence law that doesn't require you to be under arrest! Good for cops, not for citizens.
12:33 Moment of Zen: Calvin Trillin predicts on The Daily Show that the Shoe Bomber will be followed up by an Underwear Bomber. Three years ago!
19:08 Another little piece of my childhood is gone. Bye, Art Clokey. Thanks for Gumby & Pokey. (Not so much for Davey & Goliath.)
20:16 John Oliver: Study shows voting drunk makes people more right wing. Explains a lot, don't it?
21:00 "God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's." Who says TV isn't educational?