Disorderly Content

2010-12-05

Saturday's Tweets

09:02 I got 40 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
18:49 I may be losing my taste for group photo shoots. This is not the chaos on which I thrive.
18:50 Cooking corned beef, also known as three hours of sensory torture.
19:28 @RaynaRamsay Gross? Corned beef is food of the gods! Of the gods, I say!
21:51 Three hours later, corned beef tastes as good as it smelled. Which, for the record, is very good.

2010-11-05

Thursday's Tweets

07:16 One more interesting stat: of 6 deceased candidates for office, 4 won. Effective, but not a great long term strategy. http://bit.ly/9YFyHX
14:57 On the plane. Next stop is Phoenix. There will be photography, oh yes there will.
15:26 I love you, $5 airborne WiFi. I'd marry you if we weren't headed to Arizona, where that's probably illegal.
16:45 Landed. Sadly, my left ear is still at 30,000 feet.
17:18 @cabri It's getting better...
18:53 @RaynaRamsay It was cheap. But it stopped working almost immediately. Anyway, it was a short enough flight that I entertained myself.
20:31 Plate spotted on N 7th St in Phoenix: MDLFCRS6. Too dark to see what kind of CRS6-mobile it was.

2010-10-05

Monday's Tweets

08:58 Waiting for my ride to the airport. Still a half hour to go. Have I mentioned how much I hate waiting?
09:59 Every journey begins with a single step. This one begins with a shuttle ride to SFO.
10:55 Signs at SFO say there's free WiFi here. They lie.
11:13 Potential employer wants to schedule 1-1 interviews when I get back. Guess my presentation went okay, not that I had any doubts.
12:20 Waiting to board my American flight. Makes me appreciate Southwest all the more, and I'm in First Class!
18:43 It's wet and dark in Boston. When can I go home?
20:36 I'd forgotten how stressful driving is around Boston. Homer the GPS found some truly weird roads to get me to the hotel.
21:22 @lomara Lucky! Been to 2 w00tstocks, & I still envy anybody who gets to one I'll miss!

2010-09-05

Saturday's Tweets

06:48 Assholes in the next room started playing the radio at 6:30 in the ayem. Whatever happened to consideration for others?
07:58 For everyone who fears the imposition of Shariah law, just what is it you fear? Seems pretty benign to me. http://huff.to/9kANvS
09:05 I got 54 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:15 For the record, dried peaches taste way too much like apricots for my liking.
20:26 RT @Decoder_Ring: Looks like we did, in fact, win a Parsec Award. http://bit.ly/cdQNUR - Cool! [Totally deserved. Congrats!]

2010-08-05

Wednesday's Tweets

09:06 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
13:33 RT @paulandstorm: [S] A mosque near the WTC site? Outrageous! It's like letting Japanese Americans live in Hawaii! [That's irony, right?]
13:41 Judge overturns Prop 8, gives an implied "fuck you" to the Mormon Church. Okay, maybe that's just me. http://bit.ly/dmPnAd
16:28 "Together, we can make basilmarceaux.com, basilmarceaux.gov." - Stephen Colbert http://bit.ly/blV583
16:35 My heroes! @paulandstorm may influence copyright conversation with New Yorker/Kanye mashup. http://huff.to/d9pQl8

2010-07-05

All The Wood Behind One Arrowhead

Many years ago, back when I still worked at Sun Microsystems and Scott McNealy was still in charge, he had what turned out to be a very bad idea: to turn the company that put All The Wood Behind One Arrowhead into a more decentralized set of self-contained business units. The idea was to replace supposedly strategic decisionmaking within individual units with choices that made not just sense, but dollars and cents. No more "We're doing this because it's right for the company." Instead, it was to be "We're doing it because the money we spend will come back tenfold," or more, or whatever the factor was determined to be.

Why was this such a bad idea? First, it reduced efficiency by a whole lot, as each unit had its own marketing and sales and advertising, mostly targeted at the same set of Sun customers. Second, it make decisions very narrow, as my own developer tools business unit concentrated on eliminating competition for software development on Sun, rather than on increasing the success of Sun as an application development and delivery platform. And third, it forced these new business units to take on agreements from the old days, agreements like a third party Cobol compiler that was a money loser for the development tools unit but which was intended to (and did) make lots of money from server sales.

Two years later this business unit model was undone, as were many of us who had participated in it. It was acknowledged to be a bad and very expensive brain fart on the part of our CEO, and became an entertaining part of our shared history. Buy me a drink some time and I'll tell you of some sadly funny examples of what seemed to someone like rational decisions.

I mention this because something reminded me that the business unit idea wasn't entirely a bad one. That something is Microsoft's late and not terribly lamented Kin mobile device, the last gasp of their acquisition of Danger, inventor of T-Mobile's Sidekick. The Kin took two years to develop, and lasted about a month and a half before being shot at sunrise. How, one wonders, can any organization, even one so famously screwed up as Microsoft, get a product so wrong that they have to kill it so quickly?

There are many answers, as there generally are, but one big one is that Microsoft still subscribes to Sun's All The Wood Behind One Arrowhead philosophy. With Sun that arrowhead was its SPARC processor; with Microsoft it is Windows. And one of the reasons Kin took so long to arrive, and so missed its moment when it did, was the corporate decision that running some form of Windows was more important than getting out to customers. Two years to rewrite the Java-based software that came with Danger, to fit a corporate philosophy of Windows Everywhere. Even, as in this case, if Windows provided no benefit. Even if it wasn't going to matter, or even be visible, to the device's user.

In short (yeah, I know: too late), Microsoft sacrificed its Kin on the altar of Windows. As it is doing with phones, not that anyone's left to care. Sun abandoned SPARC as its only processor, although that decision came too late, and after other developments made them less and less relevant. I expect Microsoft to come to the same conclusion about Windows, although it's likely already too late. And yes, I know that Apple has its mostly unified OS strategy with Mac OS X and iOS. Apple seems to know how much to share and how much to make different in a way Microsoft never seemed to learn. Or maybe it's a matter of taste, which Apple has.

Sunday's Tweets

08:24 RT @nprscottsimon: Happy 4th of July to all. Cannot wait to see fireworks on Nat'l Mall. They're strapping a Roman Candle on Michael Steele!
17:16 Stopped at Golden Gate Cemetery to take Lensbaby pictures. Getting a little better. Maybe. http://twitpic.com/22ijy6

2010-06-05

Friday's Tweets

07:53 LA Guv Jindal opposed to ban on deepwater drilling. Why wait to fix this spill before we make more? http://huff.to/awtLQ2
09:05 I got 2 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:43 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "bologna" for the meat, "baloney" for anything Creationists say. [I wouldn't be so polite.]
10:50 As long as I'll be in Gold Country next Sunday for a shoot, figured I'd take advantage of Silver Legacy's 2nd night free offer. Hello, Reno!
12:42 Adidas Star Wars ad. When was the last time Lucas did anything so creative? http://bit.ly/bPxLXK
14:16 How to take a screenshot: Windows vs. Mac OS X vs. iPhone vs Android. http://bit.ly/dgtl1x
14:39 Remember when racists had to hide their repulsive views? http://bit.ly/avrWlv
15:10 O'Reilly claims immigrant crime wave in border states. Lucky for them & bad for him, it's not so. http://huff.to/9ZdU1g
16:36 Glen Beck shames other media for not airing Israeli assault video they all showed. Does he think Fox viewers are all gullible idiots? I do.
18:53 Just discovered Boomtown in Reno has brought back their lobster buffet. That takes care of dinner plans for my trip.

2010-05-05

Tuesday's Tweets

08:38 Late start. Had to swap rental cars over a crack that was growing like a weed. Lucky today's a short driving day. Little Rock tonight.
11:51 Just arrived in Little Rock. http://yfrog.com/1slgflj
13:46 RT @paulandstorm: [S] Star Wars Day! / A tribute in verse / Jar-Jar sucks / And Han shot first
13:47 Just had a nice wander through the Clinton Presidential Library and around the grounds. Not nearly as much gnashing of teeth as at Reagan's.
14:26 I'm in the Veer Dash for Cash! Upload images and earn cash instantly when they're accepted. Find out more at http://bit.ly/dflggq
18:48 Strange, but the longer I'm in the South, the more Southern I sound. I'm consoled by the knowledge that it'll pass after I cross back.

2010-04-05

Sunday's Tweets

08:28 RT @JohnRossBowie: And then the bunny rose from the dead. Wait, no, that's not it ... [Losing my religion. Okay, not *my* religion.]
08:50 Back to WonderCon today. Should I bring my camera? Lots of steampunk to document, after all.
08:58 RT @wikifacts: Hashtags on Twitter are used to label tweets. Hashtags in real life are used by stoners to label their weed. [Good to know.]
09:07 @hezmanagirl # means pound? I thought meant pound. # is sharp. Or hash. Or maybe pound, if your computer can't do .
09:11 RT @hezmanagirl: # is the weight pound. At least in medical filing lingo. [Learn something new every day.]
09:19 @hezmanagirl I keep the Character Viewer in my menu bar. You can search by glyph name. Go to the Keyboard System Pref & check the box.
13:38 Someone walking by at WonderCon really thought I was Spielberg. Not a joke!
14:08 Quick chat with SF writer David Gerrold of tribble fame.
19:29 The day minding Virginia Hey at WonderCon was lots of fun. Talked Joss with a Browncoat, talked photography, talked iPhone. Worth the rain.
20:34 RT @CAquake: ADMIN: Apologies for the deluge of tweets today. We don't mean to spam you, but we're not exactly in control.
22:29 RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/1dcdeu - This is your brain on Peeps.

2010-03-05

Thursday's Tweets

08:41 Finally an explanation for Sarah Palin. She's not a political figure; she's performance art! http://bit.ly/cdgrnv
10:14 RT @Decoder_Ring: As promised, the evil laugh for hitting 500 facebook fans: http://bit.ly/94aN9E [Yep, that's evil. And a laugh.]
10:23 RT @waitwait: #linesfromterminator2havananights RT @jrishel "Dance with me if you want to live"
12:15 A brief graphical history of Senate Reconciliation, as tweeted by @maddow: http://bit.ly/c04L1R
13:37 Reagan on the $50? You guys are thinking way too small. http://bit.ly/9bBKig
16:04 Do this. Now. RT @HarmonixSean If you like comedy visit http://www.hulu.com/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno and hit "tags" for the funny.
17:22 RT @ggreenwald: I think this is going to be my blog chyron tomorrow: RT @justrmor "Wolf Blitzer, pedophile?" How could he possibly object?
17:38 For the first and likely only time, I find myself envying Canon shooters. Well, a rare few of them. http://bit.ly/9UniE5
17:50 RT @ggreenwald: HAPPENING NOW - many are asking: RT @Atrios "is CNN an elaborate cover for a child sex slave trafficking organization?"
19:25 MSFT exec wants to tax the internet to pay for cleanup of the crap they enabled. Isn't it ironic, Alanis? http://bit.ly/dDnBWl

2010-02-05

Thursday's Tweets

07:59 Dropped my car off for service. Like the game, I'm afoot.
09:57 Okay, I can handle it. Which of the 9 annoying Facebook user types am I? http://ow.ly/13E2z (Thanks to @angelajames via @VictoriaDahl.)
10:27 Watching last night's Daily Show. "Flaming decrepitude"? I'll have you know that I resemble that remark!
10:36 Please, California Repugs, I'm beggin' ya: nominate Carly Fiorina for Senate. We need more campaign ads like this. http://bit.ly/9L3GSL
11:51 Will someone please put a mirror in front of McCain's mouth? I think he's dead, or maybe just brain dead. http://bit.ly/dlUADO
17:49 Via @ebertchicago, life under Socialism from someone who experienced it. "You keep using that word..." http://j.mp/aCCPoU
18:55 The drive to Villa Montalvo is spooky dark in the rain. @reduced better be worth it, goldarnit!
19:07 Small theater. The view from row N isn't half bad. BTW, tonight's @reduced troupe is Reed, Matt & Michael Faulkner. No Austin, alas.
22:06 Back from Shakespeare @reduced. Great fun, and mostly worth having to drive in heavy rain. Can't wait for the Sports show!

2010-01-05

Monday's Tweets

10:48 Headed north after a week on the road. Too much fun. Home tonight.
13:03 The tule fog is lovely this time of year.
16:58 Nice to be home. Now if I can only get my laptop to cooperate with my desktop. File sharing, what's your problem?
19:18 Photographers: read this and weep. Or get furious at our police state. (Warning: nude image on the page.) http://bit.ly/6UbyKP