2010-01-31
| 07:39 |
Via @KateRothwell, how to make edible googly eyes. The edible Flying Spaghetti Monster at the end is brilliant. http://bit.ly/ayI2Ls |
| 08:53 |
Regarding their Superbowl ad decision, the question is no longer whether CBS are whores. (Was it ever?) The only question now is the price. |
| 17:37 |
Where are my antacids? It's all you can eat crab cioppino at the Portuguese meeting hall. Yum! (But stay upwind the next couple of days.$ |
| 17:56 |
You can smell the seasonings from a block away. Yer killin' me! |
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2010-01-30
| 07:22 |
Ben Stein, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. http://bit.ly/9FaA4H |
| 09:13 |
Weird. Just got a call for Disordered.org. Clearly a boiler room operation; caller surprised she got a residence. What were they selling? |
| 09:23 |
I got 3 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:05 |
Shocking: jury convicts George Tiller's murderer of first degree murder. A pity he can't enjoy the full fate of other terrorists. |
| 10:53 |
So if they remake Field of Dreams, can they use the real J.D. Salinger of the book instead of the fictional Terence Mann of the movie? |
| 12:21 |
Totally NSFW (and not for the easily offended) but good for a fair few chuckles for the rest of us: http://thingsthataredoingit.com/ |
| 14:44 |
What George Tiller's nutbar murderer believes about his victim, and who fed him the lies and insanity: http://bit.ly/cpddPp |
| 15:02 |
Shocking: @theblogess rips the cover off the evil political machinations behind the Shorty Awards. J'accuse! http://thebloggess.com/?p=5621 |
| 15:27 |
The absolute best political ad EVER! http://bit.ly/di6TFt |
| 16:33 |
Everybody who's pissed about Apple vetting apps for the iPhone, how do you feel about these Facebook Crapplications from supposed friends? |
| 20:53 |
RT @ebertchicago: After Brit expeditions fail, French explorers discover the G-spot. http://j.mp/9X7QoP [*Snicker*] |
| 21:09 |
Via @ebertchicago, sometimes you just need to share someone's love and grief. http://j.mp/cQreNj |
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2010-01-29
| 06:06 |
RT @ggreenwald: On Justice Alito's conduct: http://is.gd/7dy2z |
| 06:38 |
RT @ebertchicago: Dubai real estate collapses, Halliburton executives flee foreclosure and jail. http://j.mp/dskfcc [Karma's such a bitch.] |
| 08:47 |
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Bass, Baritone, Tenor, Alto, Soprano, Tomato, Cucumber, Olives, Feta #greekchorus [Just because it's silly.] |
| 16:28 |
Good news: my Camry Hybrid isn't among the millions of deathmobiles subject to sticking accelerators. Still, you might let me get by. |
| 16:30 |
RT @hensoncompany: Boom! Studios & iVerse present the free preview app of #Farscape #1 for iPhone! Download here! http://bit.ly/92GdnB |
| 19:08 |
Sitting in Hooters, waiting for a couple of photographer friends. Good beer. |
| 22:40 |
In Australia the like 'em big: censors ban any porn involving small-breasted women. You can't make this stuff up! http://bit.ly/c6kMI6 |
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2010-01-28
| 08:33 |
CIA guy who claimed on ABC News that waterboarding works now admits he wasn't there & doesn't know shit about it. http://bit.ly/cQEPaa |
| 11:44 |
"These aren't the iPads you're looking for..." http://bit.ly/aIgEQV |
| 14:31 |
Two weeks after job interview, they went with someone else. Oh well. |
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2010-01-27
| 05:51 |
SoCal school district bans dictionary that defines oral sex. Now the kids'll have to learn about it on the streets. http://bit.ly/6wBY6m |
| 08:51 |
Okay, this is weird. Retro weird. I want so much to buy this album, and I don't even own a turntable! http://bit.ly/8DNTPz |
| 09:21 |
I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:31 |
Jon Stewart: "Corporations can merge with one another. Gay people can't do that; they can't get married." |
| 09:38 |
Jon Stewart: "It's interesting. Especially in South Carolina, you keep giving them a chance, and they keep f*cking that same horse." |
| 11:25 |
Maudlin in the extreme, and yet I can't turn away... http://dead.atyourage.com/outlived |
| 11:27 |
RT @wilw: The URL says that this is an awkward family photo, but I say it's AWESOME: http://bit.ly/9Ya6Vk [Yeah, you WOULD think that, Wil.] |
| 11:33 |
Another example of the clueless news media in action: http://bit.ly/aBAeCt They're not shouting for jobs, Roland. Jobs, not jobs! |
| 11:56 |
@Ashley__Graham Pay off the credit card. Think of all the interest you'll be saving! |
| 12:12 |
@kaseandannasmom Offended? Not at all. But distracted's another story. |
| 12:18 |
@kaseandannasmom Sorry? I don't think you're *really* sorry. I bet you're as pleased as you can be! |
| 14:08 |
This is not a joke: The History Channel orders a show starring Larry the Cable Guy. Repeat: *not* a joke. http://bit.ly/bIw75s |
| 14:24 |
"Is this Harris? I'm calling from AT&T." "About U-Verse?" "Yes." "The answer is no. And please stop calling." "Removal'll take 30 days." |
| 16:38 |
FYI, any statement that assumes that entire groups think in one way is racist on its face, and so is the speaker of that statement. |
| 16:54 |
"Subject: YOUR SCAM VICTIM COMPENSATION PAYMENT" But I'm not a scam victim! Not yet, at any rate... |
| 17:25 |
If Derek Powazek's right about what Apple might announce tomorrow, I'll be in line for one: http://powazek.com/posts/2234 |
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2010-01-26
2010-01-24
| 01:34 |
Home after the concert. That was too much fun! |
| 09:21 |
I got 59 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:56 |
All booked for the Durango & Silverton photographer special run on the 14th. We're taking it in the caboose, which is *not* a euphemism. |
| 10:46 |
Three different spam messages, all offering me loans for $1500. Is there something magic about that number? |
| 11:08 |
Off to a photo shoot. Running on six hours of sleep, which doesn't bode well for my photographic brilliance. |
| 21:52 |
@allibinky The seats at the Music Hall may suck (okay, they do), but the show's worth the pain. Loved last night; wish I were there tonight. |
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2010-01-23
| 09:07 |
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Microsoft has a trademark, so refer to glass-covered wall portals as "glass-covered wall portals". |
| 09:25 |
I got 47 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 09:29 |
From Jimmy Kimmel: if Ken Burns were to document the debacle that is Jay Leno. Hey, I'd watch it. http://bit.ly/4FekBw |
| 13:27 |
Half the valley in line at Costco. Don't you people have jobs? |
| 20:13 |
In line for Jonathan Coulton. Starting to rain. |
| 20:26 |
Got to watch the changing of the bums on O'Farrell. Now sitting with a Newcastle & waiting for the show to begin. |
| 20:26 |
@VictoriaDahl I'm still here, if that's any consolation. |
| 22:13 |
Paul & Storm just finished. Now a break before Jonathan Coulton cones on. |
| 22:15 |
Apparently @donttrythis is in the audience. I am close to greatness! |
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2010-01-22
| 08:24 |
Spent last night shooting with Candace in SF, then eating ahi & drinking sake. Lots of photos to process after I finish the Yosemite shots. |
| 08:35 |
For Safari users only: Star Wars opening credits done in HTML & CSS. Also works on iPhone, I'm told. http://bit.ly/6lrFto |
| 09:23 |
I got 13 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:11 |
@VictoriaDahl I know what you mean. I expect politicians to be self-absorbed, but Edwards takes it way past delusional & self-destructive. |
| 12:08 |
Planning to ride Durango & Silverton in the snow next month. Or perhaps "scheming" would be a better description... |
| 13:00 |
Isn't free speech for corporations based on legal fiction that they're people & have same rights? But they're not; they don't have to die. |
| 14:19 |
2nd day in a row AT&T called to offer me U-Verse. 2nd day I said no. Wanna bet on day 3? |
| 17:15 |
ODing on Trader Joe's blueberries again. They're supposedly good for brain function. Sure wish I could remember where I read that... |
| 17:44 |
Oh, wow. Robot Chicken has been renewed for two more seasons. Sherman, set the Wayforward Machine. I mean the TiVo. http://bit.ly/6HBQ33 |
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2010-01-21
| 07:30 |
Latest Facebook outrage: some craplication called Tagged Photos that claims to come from my friends. Creepy clown the new safer Goatse? |
| 09:28 |
I got 16 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 12:36 |
Strong smell of eucalyptus from the rain. Not as good as colitas, but not bad. |
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2010-01-20
| 07:29 |
Noisy rain all night. There's something so evocative and comforting about that sound. |
| 09:21 |
Just finished watching last night's Castle. Really beginning to love this show. |
| 10:27 |
Why I don't print anything but labels on my inkjet printer: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers (via @Ealasaid) |
| 18:05 |
PC World already dissing the Apple tablet as useless to business. Too bad they don't know a fucking thing about it. http://bit.ly/60xEsG |
| 19:23 |
@reduced will be in Saratoga in February and I just got a ticket. Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged), here I come! |
| 21:14 |
RT @BonesMcCoy: Jay Leno wants to take over my job as ship's doctor. Is there no job that man doesn't want? |
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2010-01-19
| 17:30 |
@lomara Nope, Kim. I haven't seen Avatar either. Then again, it took ages before I caught Titanic. |
| 17:31 |
Back from a long weekend at Yosemite. It was cold. It was wet. It was pretty gray. But it was kind of amazing too. |
| 18:19 |
@lomara I liked Avatar well enough when I read it as Poul Anderson's Call Me Joe. I'm assuming James Cameron liked it that way too. |
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2010-01-16
| 05:27 |
This morning's forum spammers come from India, China & the Philippines. A diverse bunch with a common purpose, truly hands across the sea. |
| 07:42 |
Getting ready to leave for Pleasanton to meet friends, and then on to Yosemite for the weekend. Pray for me... |
| 20:32 |
Hardly any snow in Yosemite. To think I bought all that cold weather gear for nothing! Maybe tomorrow will be chillier... |
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2010-01-15
| 07:56 |
RT @JustaSunGod: Oh man, wish I had thought of this! http://bit.ly/4TNgpD [Me too, Lee. Score!] |
| 08:17 |
Which was the worse idea: 5 hours of Jay Leno a week? Or this: http://bit.ly/6GCw9H ? I'd say it's a tossup. |
| 09:45 |
AT&T & Sprint charge usual rates for Haiti donation text msgs; Verizon & T-Mobile aren't such asshats. http://bit.ly/5FKn18 |
| 10:16 |
RT @waitwait: Why the Internet is a boon for all mankind: http://oddlyspecific.com/ |
| 11:21 |
For you Big Bang Theory fans: http://instantbazinga.com/ |
| 11:55 |
Not to dis Sarah "All of Them" Palin, but do historians consider Washington a Founding Father? His roles were vital, but founding? |
| 12:09 |
RT @reduced: Minutes from "To Be Or Not To Be" Action-Item Agenda Planning Session http://bit.ly/8gxuEk [Literary analysis?] |
| 13:55 |
RT @maddow: Other cell companies drop text message fees for Haiti donations. Sprint doesn't: http://is.gd/6h9eL [Nor AT&T.] |
| 16:34 |
AT&T has a brain, if maybe not a heart. Waiving text fees for Haiti donations today and (retroactively) for yesterday. Well done. |
| 16:37 |
Farewell, Real Networks CEO Rob Glaser. Who knew you and Real were still around? |
| 17:23 |
It's a post-Xmas miracle. AmEx, Visa & now MC waiving fees on Haiti charity donations. Good works or good press, it's good news. |
| 17:44 |
RT @ebertchicago: My letter to Rush Limbaugh: "You should be horse-whipped." http://j.mp/6gMj2W [So much to admire about Roger.] |
| 18:58 |
There was a time I'd have killed for one of these. But was it in brightest day? Or darkest night? http://bit.ly/1aRIEn |
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2010-01-14
| 07:42 |
RT @counternotions: RT @OMGFacts: Women who read romances reportedly make love 74% more often than women who don't. [Why I attend RT?] |
| 07:56 |
RT @VictoriaDahl: RT @RedCross: Text "HAITI" to 90999 to donate $10 to Red Cross relief efforts in #haiti. [Made mine via CC on their site.] |
| 08:13 |
Vegemite on a bagel: two great tastes that aren't quite so great together. (A breakfast experiment I don't plan to repeat.) |
| 09:07 |
RT @FakeAPStylebook: The suffix "-bate" means "to lessen." Yeah, we were surprised too. [Then does the prefix "mastur" mean pressure?] |
| 11:30 |
RT @ebertchicago: Rush Limbaugh is a vile, heartless man. Listen to this. Sickening. Venomous. http://j.mp/8lTtG8 [Truly repulsive.] |
| 11:37 |
Pat Robertson blames Haiti disaster on pact with the devil. What a piece of work is (this) man. http://bit.ly/5IJxQG |
| 11:43 |
Last night's blackout reset TV to (nonexistant) external speakers. Universal remote's dead, no AAAs that work. For want of a nail... |
| 11:54 |
@VictoriaDahl You do know that @barryeisler craves the attention, right? All us guys do. |
| 12:01 |
@VictoriaDahl Sorry, Victoria, but in cyberspace no one can hear you coo... @barryeisler |
| 12:07 |
@VictoriaDahl No, but you're virtually alive. And that's pretty good. |
| 12:12 |
I think Nexus One is really Google's plan to raise iPhone owners' self esteem. Poor connection, poor service, obscene termination fees. |
| 13:16 |
@HappyTinfoilCat The blackout changed the TV's setting. The remote was already dead; I just don't need it very often. All's well again. |
| 14:12 |
Wow. Clarence Thomas almost makes a contribution to Supreme Court discussion. Almost but not quite. http://bit.ly/6Eha9B |
| 15:17 |
How can anyone take seriously any diety who'd allow a sanctimonious asshole like Pat Robertson to claim to represent him? |
| 16:02 |
I nominate @reduced for a Shorty Award in #culturalinstitution because they make me laugh, and I need them to stop! http://bit.ly/shorty |
| 16:11 |
Huh. Matt Yglesias says Pat Robertson's as craptacular about history as he is about religion. Impressive. http://afx.cc/b6m |
| 16:48 |
Apropos of our rants about Pat Robertson, @Ealasaid pointed me to Jerry Falwell's God. http://bit.ly/7YmBtk (That's his god, not he is god.) |
| 18:29 |
RT @serafinowicz: Jaws 3 was where the series really jumped the Fonz. [But did it nuke his fridge?] |
| 20:16 |
Just what the world needs: A Steadicam rig for iPhone video. http://bit.ly/8BXA7j |
| 22:17 |
Carrie Fisher owns a copy of the Star Wars Xmas Special. She uses it to clear out unwanted guests. http://bit.ly/7cEUUI |
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2010-01-13
| 06:36 |
Totally NSFW outtakes from ABC's Better Off Ted. Holy #&*%! http://bit.ly/8YOeqc |
| 07:09 |
The jokes write themselves. Asked about charges in Game Change that Sarah Palin wasn't vetted well, John McCain replied, "I wouldn't know." |
| 08:44 |
Think AT&T sucks? Hate Verizon? Could be worse; you could be a victim of T-Mobile text spam: http://bit.ly/920C4Y |
| 09:54 |
I nominate @reduced for a Shorty Award in #culturalinstitution because they promised to return my dog if I do. http://bit.ly/shorty |
| 10:28 |
Via @ActuallyNPH, the Making Of the #HIMYM episode 100 music number: http://tiny.cc/HIMYM425 Wow. Just wow. |
| 16:31 |
I nominate @reduced for a Shorty Award in #culturalinstitution because I don't know any of these other posers. http://bit.ly/shorty |
| 18:53 |
One problem with not working is that you forget about commute traffic. Left plenty of time to get to downtown San José. |
| 18:54 |
Avenue Q tonight. Saw it on Broadway. Hope the touring company is up to the challenge. |
| 19:07 |
Broadway San José has a tweet program. If you're selected, you get free tickets and tweet the production. Interesting idea. |
| 20:43 |
Intermission. I love this show! |
| 20:51 |
By the way, have I mentioned how disturbing I find puppet sex? |
| 22:13 |
Groovy. Came home to an apartment complex in the dark... |
| 22:47 |
Oh, joy! The power has been restored! I can hear my other computer rebooting! |
| 23:23 |
Hey, Alanis: here's irony for you: French antipiracy agency pirated the font for its logo. http://bit.ly/7OUpqP |
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2010-01-12
| 07:05 |
For the record: Underwear bomber appears to have had a round trip ticket, not one way. http://bit.ly/53NWHA |
| 10:44 |
I have a new favorite online shop! They sell floaty pens! With sushi! http://bit.ly/6wolOX |
| 10:52 |
Interesting story about Al Gore's request for a font modification. The comments, however, are pure suckitude. http://bit.ly/5KJ9Dk |
| 11:59 |
Heading off to a job interview. This should prove interesting... |
| 14:37 |
Back from my interview. That went okay; not a home run but a solid double, I think. |
| 15:05 |
Buffy meets Edward, with predictable results. Snark & Mr. Pointy for the win! http://bit.ly/4A7ZW5 |
| 15:07 |
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Be sure to get the opinion of failed candidates on major legislation. Their opinions still matter for some reason. |
| 17:11 |
RT @Wordweaverlynn RT @lysana: 1) Open a browser. 2) Spell illuminati backwards in the URL field. 3) Add .com 4) Watch what loads. [Freaky!] |
| 17:11 |
RT @Wordweaverlynn: RT @abostick59: Best. Headline. Evar. http://ow.ly/ViwT [Snicker!] |
| 17:14 |
With Sarah Palin on staff, will Fox News change their slogan to Far Unbalanced? |
| 18:08 |
RT @JohnRossBowie: if it was "God's Plan" that Sarah Palin run for office, was it not also His plan that she lose? [Why bother with logic?] |
| 19:25 |
I nominate @reduced for a Shorty Award in #culturalinstitution because the other RSC is way too wordy. http://bit.ly/shorty |
| 21:08 |
Tonight's #HIMYM was legen - wait for it - dary. @ActuallyNPH is a singing, dancing god of theatre. |
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2010-01-11
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| 08:35 |
Did you know: Utah has the highest per capita porn consumption in the US? More stats at http://www.onlineeducation.net/porn/ |
| 10:18 |
Via @ebertchicago, a foreigner's experience with Malaysian culture. Fascinating for its gentle insight. http://j.mp/5Xq6Gb |
| 10:30 |
No mountain view in Mountain View this morning. No view at all. |
| 12:13 |
Poor NBC. Who'd have guessed that giving five hours of prime time to the incredibly bland Jay Leno would be a bad idea? Besides me, I mean. |
| 14:36 |
Michael Steele says Harry Reid should resign over racist remarks about Obama. Really, Michael? "Honest Injun", he replies. |
| 14:58 |
That didn't take long. First phishing app arrives for Android phones. Suddenly Apple's fascist app eval policies don't seem so crazy. |
| 15:43 |
CMT has Field of Dreams on their HD channel, but in standard def. That's just wrong! And yet I'm watching it, for at least the 50th time... |
| 21:09 |
I nominate @reduced for a Shorty Award in #culturalinstitution because they're smart and silly in equal measure. http://bit.ly/shorty |
| 21:13 |
I nominate @maddow for a Shorty Award in #journalist because she believes that facts matter. http://bit.ly/shorty |
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2010-01-09
| 11:24 |
Believe it or not, FL has Resisting Arrest w/o Violence law that doesn't require you to be under arrest! Good for cops, not for citizens. |
| 12:33 |
Moment of Zen: Calvin Trillin predicts on The Daily Show that the Shoe Bomber will be followed up by an Underwear Bomber. Three years ago! |
| 19:08 |
Another little piece of my childhood is gone. Bye, Art Clokey. Thanks for Gumby & Pokey. (Not so much for Davey & Goliath.) |
| 20:16 |
John Oliver: Study shows voting drunk makes people more right wing. Explains a lot, don't it? |
| 21:00 |
"God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's." Who says TV isn't educational? |
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2010-01-08
| 07:38 |
Watching Colbert praise Domino's for making their pizza marginally less disgusting. Alpha Dog of the Week! (Which is what's in the pizza.) |
| 10:09 |
Earthquake! |
| 10:11 |
Fox News' Monica Crowley lies abt Bush vs. Obama record on post-9/11 terror incidents. Yep, that's fair. And balanced. http://bit.ly/6nRVFt |
| 10:58 |
Heh. Only beat @CAquake report by six minutes. They have it at 4.2, 6 miles ENE of Milpitas. That's East Bay, or more properly S of it. |
| 11:03 |
Wow, I did not know that. Point at a word and hit Cmd-Ctrl-D and you get a dictionary entry. Windows users can stop looking for a Cmd key. |
| 12:00 |
Californians don't announce earthquakes out of fear. More like, "The earth moved; was it good for you too?" |
| 16:10 |
@billprady Bill, that was Jackie Vernon. The bit was about Guido the Guide. |
| 16:11 |
@VictoriaDahl "Where" armor? And you call yourself a writer, Victoria? *sigh* |
| 17:14 |
Welcome to the world, little Elle. You have your daddy's hair, but you'll grow out of that. Best to momma Michelle and daddy Dan. |
| 17:26 |
Painfully obvious newspaper headlines, including "Teen Pregnancy Drops Off After Age 25." Seriously. http://bit.ly/6jcq0r |
| 18:03 |
Anybody here an editor on Wikipedia? I need help getting a photo uploaded for a friend. |
| 18:23 |
Damn TV channels! How I MetYour Mother, Chuck, Mythbusters & Doc Martin (PBS) all on at the same time! Need a second TiVo for this mess. |
| 19:00 |
@cabri Thanks; that did it. Shifting Mythbusters down the Season Pass list removed the conflict. |
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2010-01-07
| 08:04 |
Just finished my early morning phone interview. That went well. Too well. (Cue the shark theme.) |
| 08:05 |
@alwayscoffee General public be damned, Ali! You've never been more attractive! |
| 11:23 |
Errand morning. Drop off shirts, get haircut, pick up prints, then take a wander through REI and maybe Best Buy. |
| 13:36 |
Interesting. Costco wanted a photographer's release for the photos I printed. Guess I must be getting good at this! |
| 14:41 |
Watching Brit Hume dig his own grave on last night's Daily Show. If he's an example of a good Christian, I'm glad I'm not. What a maroon. |
| 15:26 |
These boots I bought for Yosemite are squeezing my feet something awful. Maybe I should pull the cardboard out before I put them on. |
| 16:22 |
Gonna see @jonathancoulton in SF in a couple of weeks! With Paul & Storm, formerly of Da Vinci's Notebook! Why am I exclaiming so much?! |
| 16:33 |
RT @wilw: This is, without a doubt, the coolest thing I've seen all year: http://bit.ly/5EgZMm [It *so* is.] |
| 18:44 |
Watching Office Space. God, the old Mac OS GUI looks positively goofy! How far we've come. Well, some of us have. |
| 20:32 |
MSFT announces slate PC (really just a renamed tablet) to take wind from Apple's sails. Wanna bet Apple really has a different name in mind? |
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2010-01-06
| 07:52 |
Interesting. NM court rules photographer refusal to shoot same sex wedding violates Human Rights Act. http://bit.ly/7NloPx |
| 08:41 |
UK health club ad insensitive? I think it's just funny: "Advance health warning! When the aliens come, they will eat the fatties first". |
| 08:43 |
So cool. Classic album covers recast with superheroes: http://bit.ly/7sA0Vt |
| 09:43 |
Just got off the phone with another recruiter. Phone interview with hiring manager at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Yipes! |
| 09:44 |
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Answer rhetorical questions. They act like they don't need one, but deep down, they do. [Soooo needy...] |
| 12:42 |
From the No Shit Dept: Indian researchers determine chili peppers make painful anal passages more painful. http://bit.ly/4Bny6v |
| 14:55 |
Infomercial's Slap Chop meets Consumer Reports, and the results are less appetizing and more sucktastic: http://bit.ly/7v2hua |
| 18:08 |
Oh, wow. That report of TNT that shut down the airport in Bakersfield? Not exactly TNT. It was honey. Seriously. http://bit.ly/7BqsOU |
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2010-01-05
| 10:48 |
Headed north after a week on the road. Too much fun. Home tonight. |
| 13:03 |
The tule fog is lovely this time of year. |
| 16:58 |
Nice to be home. Now if I can only get my laptop to cooperate with my desktop. File sharing, what's your problem? |
| 19:18 |
Photographers: read this and weep. Or get furious at our police state. (Warning: nude image on the page.) http://bit.ly/6UbyKP |
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2010-01-03
| 09:22 |
I got 12 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5 |
| 10:41 |
Today's plan: shooting and wine tasting. For now, watching Kristy get styled. Talk about gilding the lily; as if she could get more awesome. |
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2010-01-02
| 10:55 |
@renatojr_rj A very Happy New Year to you too, RJ. I'm hoping for a most excellent 2010! |
| 16:03 |
Shooting Kristy in Marine dress blues. Fearsome and hot at the same time. |
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2010-01-01
| 08:20 |
Blue sky and sun at Havasu. Of course; I had to leave thus morning. Having breakfast by the CA state line. |
| 08:21 |
Today's idle thought: if you find yourself falling, don't try to steady yourself on a cactus. |
| 15:06 |
Survived my drive through the desert and the mountains. Now tweeting from a Starbucks in Temecula. Happy New Year, all. |
| 23:29 |
To Serve Man... It's a cookbook! |
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