Disorderly Content

2009-12-03

Wednesday's Tweets

08:12 @DearRedhead Ohmygods! That is coke-snorting-out-the-nose hilarious!
08:32 RT @JustaSunGod: Once again, I was disqualified from "Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude! - http://twitpic.com/ruf7i
10:10 @slowprincess Yes, but it takes the right two people to pull it off. I know it's possible because I've done it.
10:52 Which is a better indicator of the end of civilization? The Tiger Woods' car crash feeding frenzy? Or the inevitable collapse of Dubai?
10:53 Watching Tom Friedman on last night's Daily Show. How did I ever see Friedman as not an ass-hat?
19:55 Back from a shoot with Jasmin, a Puerto Rican living in Harlem. She didn't scare me at all. (Why are you laughing?)
20:25 I love this story. Rape-defending Repugs are pissed at Al Franken for making them look bad. Thank you, Al. http://bit.ly/628m3p
22:04 @barryeisler Fixed. Guests will now be able to see attached photos.
22:12 @barryeisler It helps that I get such amazing subjects to shoot! You can tell I love my work, can't you?
22:13 @VictoriaDahl Try looking at the pictures now, Victoria. Fixed a small permission problem.
22:21 @VictoriaDahl Do you mean, can I make you look to the camera the way you do to those who love you? I can certainly try...
22:27 @VictoriaDahl I can do anything! Would you believe that @barryeisler's really a short, fat, old guy? No, wait; that's me...

2009-11-03

Monday's Tweets

10:52 Superman as a force for good in the real world: 40s radio serial demystifies, weakens the KKK: http://bit.ly/3LYPdO
13:07 Castro St in downtown Mtn View smells *so* good.
17:02 Just ordered a pair of travel size strobes on eBay. Much as I love my Alien Bees, they'd be tough to fit into an airplane's overhead bin.
20:08 RT @ebertchicago: Stupefying map of the greatest movies of all time, as London underground map. http://j.mp/3O7W4w [Thanks to @BarryEisler.]
22:00 Just added four new images to my desktop background collection. All are safe for work. http://bit.ly/2h6XcA (Should I make a NSFW set?)

2009-10-03

Friday's Tweets

07:35 The 2009 Ig Nobel Awards are out! Bra turns into gas mask, diamonds out of tequila & more! http://bit.ly/12a1Ku
13:28 @renatojr_rj That would be a blast! I didn't have a native speaker last time. And I hear there are women to photograph too.
14:30 What a shocker: even Glenn Beck's crying is a baldfaced lie. http://bit.ly/1PLHM
14:55 Going to the Renaissance Faire tomorrow. Maybe I'll take my camera...
22:26 Just back from dinner with Barry & Laura. A little tech support, some author photos and a lot of great conversation.

2009-09-03

Wednesday's Tweets

08:30 Dropped the car off for service. Now for some breakfast while I wait.
08:54 That was quick. Car's good for another 5000 miles.
09:59 @alwayscoffee Had to look that one up, Ali. Surprising, since I used to love that show.
11:28 Oops! Back at the car dealer. They forgot to reset the maintenance reminder.
12:33 Damn! w00tstock in SF (http://bit.ly/vJiXN), but I'll be in Arizona shooting hot models (http://bit.ly/UxCAL NSFW).
12:34 MA legislator votes to raise taxes on booze, sneaks over to NH to avoid paying them. http://bit.ly/ZHWza
17:04 @alwayscoffee Not definitive, but it agrees with your author. An ethnic slur, like gypping someone or Scotch tape. http://bit.ly/13ODC7
18:36 Tonight's shoot was postponed until Friday. *sigh*

2009-08-03

Sunday's Tweets

08:45 Stomach upset but responding well to treatment.
08:56 @renatojr_rj Probably, but only from overindulgence and too little sleep.
09:03 From @glengreenwald, how corporate ownership censors and leans on their news organizations: http://tinyurl.com/nxvmct. Thanks, @donttrythis.
11:57 Just back from farmer's market, where I picked up most of the fixins for a really great hero. Gonna be a hot day; go shooting after I eat?
12:13 D'you think they offer it in soft serve? http://bit.ly/Lnsdf
13:02 @jfikephoto Much better, thanks.
14:29 @froonium Oh, that's Ratscape! A graphic supergenius! Farscape's own Wile E. Coyote, only with less anvil.
14:42 @donttrythis Can't you wreak vengeance?
17:26 Here's a puzzlement. Got a FB friend request from my Chassidic nephew. Do I accept and scandalize him & his parents daily? Or ignore him?

2009-07-03

Friday's Tweets

07:40 Quote of the day: "That's Episcopalian for STFU" - Jon Stewart on Mark Sanford. http://bit.ly/i0csV
07:48 @JustaSunGod Real Genius! I love that movie!
07:55 @JustaSunGod "Why do you wear those things on your head?" "Because if I wear them anywhere else, they chafe."
09:14 Went through all the pics from Wednesday night's shoot and there's nothing stockworthy in the lot. At least today's shoot can't go worse!
10:46 Waiting patiently for a haircut. Looks like everybody had the same idea this morning.
10:56 Playing Wild West Pinball on my iPhone while I wait. It's free at the moment and worth at least that much.
14:58 Does this mean we won't have Sarah Palin to kick around any more? (That's a Nixon reference for those of you too young to know.)
15:11 @VictoriaDahl Sure, that's the reason, you betcha.
18:20 Just finished an amazing photo shoot. How can two women be so beautiful, graceful and just so gosh darned adorable? Is a puzzlement...
18:30 @alwayscoffee No doubt, Ali. Be aware that I *will* photograph you one day. This I vow!
19:11 @VictoriaDahl But is it also the path to enlightenment? Enquirous minds want to know...
21:18 If you want the most prurient literary debate (or the most literary prurient one), follow @barryeisler and @VictoriaDahl. Trust me on this.