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2009-12-01

Monday's Tweets

10:29 @JustaSunGod Maybe your tweets aren't stolen. Maybe people are still recovering from the long weekend. I know I would be, if I had a job.
10:36 @JustaSunGod Nothing to be sorry about, Lee. I'm doing okay. It's just that holidays don't have the same impact when you're not working.
10:53 Feds fine Continental & ExpressJet $100K for treating passengers like shit. http://bit.ly/4Q1j5k I remember when I thought flying was fun.
11:38 Sarah Palin Going Rogue bus tour only missing one thing: Sarah Palin actually *on* the bus. http://bit.ly/4zCFr6
11:41 Pop Mechanics Product of the Year killed before it can exist. TechCrunch CrunchPad is not to be. (Sorry, Hamlet.) http://bit.ly/8roN5q
11:57 Anti-gay protestor in Syracuse protested for her appalling fashion sense. Now there's justice. Can I get a Hell Yeah? http://bit.ly/6C6vGB
12:46 Just joined in support of the 2010 CA Protection of Marriage Act. Preserve marriage; ban divorce! http://bit.ly/7wjHnX
15:00 @ScaperSuse Best of luck! I'm sure they'll love you!
15:17 Rudolph is about gay empowerment (Clarisse was his beard?) & other hidden messages in Xmas specials: http://bit.ly/8X3qzE
15:25 Poe's Law: Without a winking smiley, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
15:50 Sophie Madeleine plays Dylan on a ukulele. Lovely. (And she sounds nice too.) http://bit.ly/7j6OF7
16:20 RT @jesswinfield "Tiger Tiger burning bright/In the forest of the night/What immortal hand or eye/Made you hit a hydrant then a tree?"
17:12 @JustaSunGod Go with Journaled. It deals with power outages much better.

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2009-11-01

Saturday's Tweets

08:41 For Halloween, Google hides an Easter Egg in its robots.txt. I love nerd humor. http://bit.ly/1MvvXI
09:24 I got 58 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:38 RT @reduced: A big enough one can move the planet, Janet. #50waystoloveyourlever [Two cultural references in one tweet. Sweet!]
15:13 There should be a rule against group pictures as avatars. I could be lusting after the wrong woman!
15:51 @wilw Are you kidding? I bet he would have been THRILLED!
15:53 @meatflag Point taken. But is anyone going to have trouble telling me from Valerie? I think not. (Reputed to be Descartes' last words.)
16:26 @slowprincess That's more than you usually have on.
19:37 Enjoying Halloween mayhem at Carol & Vladimir's place. It's like my childhood, but with much better costumes.
23:49 @renatojr_rj You and Kristy? Total loons.

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2009-10-01

Wednesday's Tweets

11:54 @ScaperSuse Yeah, me too. That's when I start expurgating. Darn 140 character limit!
12:26 @VictoriaDahl But Victoria! Did you really want us all succoring up to you? That would be so wrong!
12:51 A judge weighs in on why Polanski's defenders are full of crap (my words, not his): http://bit.ly/llRyH
13:06 @VictoriaDahl If you taped his eyes closed, would it qualify as an aural violation?
13:21 Wow! Glenn Beck is wrong about the facts even before they happen! http://bit.ly/4CVEvk
16:34 @kobeatl I'd be happy to oblige, but my arms won't quite reach...
17:25 Ron Paul on The Daily Show: "You do this (protect people from corporate excess) by prevention, not by regulation." How's that again?
19:20 Does anybody else get spam from Russia or wherever wanting to order from your store? A shame I don't have one of those...
19:43 Or they could call it their new Shape Up Australia plan! McDonald's exec tells staff to cheat customers: http://bit.ly/3bY0Gl
20:36 Watching While You Were Sleeping. That moment when the paperboy flips his bike on the ice? Always cracks me up.

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2009-09-01

Monday's Tweets

08:26 The truth about Twitter: http://bit.ly/29qY7u If I had friends, they'd have warned me not to start...
08:39 Two great things that are even greater together: beef jerky with a caffeine kick! http://www.perkyjerky.com/
09:20 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:56 So Disney's buying Marvel. Good thing or bad? They managed not to screw up Pixar. Or did Pixar acquire Disney? Sure seems that way.
10:13 @JustaSunGod Of course I'm behaving. Bad behavior is still behavior, right?
10:27 Astroturfing firm keeps lying about its lying lies. Love how it waited until after the vote to tell Congress. http://bit.ly/2pF336
12:26 Sanity prevails: judge rules violating MySpace TOS not legal equivalent of hacking. http://bit.ly/1umwn8
13:31 Application developer on the state of the Android app market. In brief, it isn't good. http://bit.ly/af1ML
15:25 CostCo has Christmas lights on sale! It's still August, people!
15:28 Also bats with LED eyes & 8 foot wingspans! Creepy...
17:26 Hey! Did you know that Snow Leopard™ does text substitutions? It's twoo, it's twoo! It'll correct spelling mistakes too!
19:20 For sale: the Internet's very first domain name, one careful owner. And to think that I was there back in the day. http://bit.ly/15zmjv
19:47 SC Repugs can't win. Board of Ed Chair, big on abstinence & creationism, secretly writes erotica. Shock! Horror! http://bit.ly/qRB9A

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2009-08-01

Friday's Tweets

09:05 Follow @billprady. He promises boring #bigbangtheory preproduction info if his Twitter following reaches 7,500. How can you resist?
09:33 RT @StephenAtHome: i read a report saying twitter is vulnerable to hackers. but i don't think buy c1@lis now big chub!!
09:47 RT @froonium: *applauds* @Neurocat - Alien prequel? If the aliens are attracted to Ripley because of her midichlorian count, I'm outta here.
14:39 @VictoriaDahl "Thank you. I know you tried." #sexninja
14:59 @VictoriaDahl Or how about, "That was... nice. Really." #sexninja
15:19 RT @VictoriaDahl: RT @emilyryandavis: #sexninja "Wow, your clit got harder than Chinese Algebra." [I can't breathe. Dying.]
16:20 @lomara I installed it this morning. My phone is still happy.
17:39 OMG! 79 different versions of Popcorn! I am in cheese heaven! http://bit.ly/17J7BX
18:28 Catching up with Daily Show and Colbert from this week. Birther loon Orly Taitz on Colbert? John Bolton on TDS? What nutbar crap is this?
18:42 Thank you, @JackieKessler. Your retweet introduced me to Judge a Book by its Cover. I love books, and I love snark. http://bit.ly/4k6uvT
20:14 RT @VictoriaDahl: What's the old saying? It's not gay if there's more than 4 guys; it's hazing. #romfail [I always suspected frat guys.]

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2009-07-01

Wednesday's Tweets

11:38 Joe the Plumber won't run for political office because God told him not to. Thank you, God, from the bottom of my heart.
11:51 Whoa, mama! RT @RedheadWriting: It's hotter outside than the girl-on-girl action at an Indigo Girls concert. #justsayin
12:03 Brilliant! An alarm clock that turns off on snow days. Sadly useless where it doesn't snow or if you aren't in school. http://bit.ly/AOBIg
12:16 Holy Sign-of-the-Apocalypse, Batman! NPR posts about Supergirl's underwear! Seriously? http://bit.ly/ke6Ev
12:21 @chrismarquardt Twitter says this guy doesn't exist. Typo?
14:28 Oh boy! My MOO Cards have arrived! And they're *much* cooler than Rich's cards! http://www.moo.com
14:45 Oh crap! A&E to release a new set of Farscape DVDs. As if buying them twice already (plus a few eps for my iPhone) isn't enough love...
15:59 Ewwww! Also, ouch! RT @VictoriaDahl: http://bit.ly/uyElw
16:00 RT @barryeisler: RT @VictoriaDahl: Ok... a foreskin is one thing. a foreskin shaped by your own grizzled hands is a totally different animal
18:12 @VictoriaDahl Clearly you have a lot to learn about Barry. Somehow he gets away with the most shocking behavior. Must be the hair.

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2009-01-01

That Was The Year That Was

(...and if you get the title of this post, you're old!)

Thanks to a friend on the forum I mangle manage, the year that's behind us presented in song:

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