Disorderly Content

2009-02-27

Bobby Jindal is a lying sack of merde

I thought I was past outrage at politicians and their tendencies toward mendacity. But I guess I'm not, or at least that I underestimate their capacity for invention. I refer to President Obama's not-State of the Union speech, and the Republican response from that rising star, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. During his response, which can be appreciated only for the hamfisted crapfest it was, Jindal told a powerful anecdote about government bureaucracy run amok during the Katrina disaster and how he backed up the local sheriff when he told those same bureaucrats to stuff it. Except... turns out it didn't happen. And we know it didn't happen because the sheriff, now sadly deceased, didn't tell the story the way the Gov did. And because the Gov was nowhere near New Orleans at the time the events happened or, in this case, didn't happen. But why let that stop him? Making stuff up worked so well for President Reagan, who never could tell the difference between movies and real life. And if Republicans are going to keep invoking Reagan as the epitome of all that is good and holy in public policy (ignoring a few inconvenient details like Iran Contra, the state of the economy and ballooning deficits), then why not emulate his tendency toward fiction?

Gosh, Bobby. You're almost as entertaining as Sarah Palin...

2009-02-17

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy...

Whether you prefer Kiss This Guy or mondegreens, you just have to love this new entry:

Credit goes to Boing Boing for telling me about this gem.

2009-02-06

Plucking hilarious!

Not safe for work, or much of anywhere else, this appears to be an example of what happens when a kid's show decides to have a little fun with the premise...